Couldn't resist..
Dear Grace,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it When we skinny dipped in the bathtub, In your apartment and I saw you Sit on My boyfriend.
I'm sure you're High enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist.
I'm returning Your car to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that I Always will remember the pep talks and I have a passionate interest for mice.
With tears of sadness,
Shannon
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it When we skinny dipped in the bathtub, In your apartment and I saw you Sit on My boyfriend.
I'm sure you're High enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist.
I'm returning Your car to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that I Always will remember the pep talks and I have a passionate interest for mice.
With tears of sadness,
Shannon