Depositing our rent at the local WaMu Chase branch, I noticed a label on the drawers behind the teller: COIN RAPERS.

You can't make this stuff up. Wish it'd been close enough to get a photo.
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Just got an email with the subject "Are people leaving your church?" My inner cynic (who often dominates my inner dialogue) sarcastically replies, "Never the ones I want to leave."

(Anyone who knows me knows I don't want anyone to leave, but ridiculous, "catchy" marketing email subject lines call for equally ridiculous responses.)

Just saw a guy wearing new dress pants. How do I know? The tags were still on the back pocket and the size sticker was running down the back of one leg. He's going to have an awesome day.
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As a general rule: whatever you think is really funny or cute? I'm probably over it.

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Whatever our differences may be, I hope we can reach unity on this one important decision:

Vote for Lando Calrissian!

A gem from the 10/22 installment of Seattle Weekly's pitch-perfect column, "Ask an Uptight Seattleite":Dear Uptight Seattleite ( Read more... )

Phone calls are an efficient way to ensure two people aren't working at the same time.

-Merlin Mann

Upon seeing a doorway on the top floor of a parking garage labelled "Elevator," I realized that the top floor is the one place where it can't properly be called an elevator at all.

The lure of sending LJ's new "Ban Me" Sign virtual gift (listed under "Joke/Gag") is almost overwhelming…

So I flop onto the couch and wrangle multiple remotes (long story) to watch Rocketboom on TiVo only to be surprised to see chippa's friend blakeley being interviewed. Hilarious!