Voodoo Dick
A husband and wife are having a marital problems. Everytime he goes away on business she sleeps with everyone in the neighborhood. he doesn't know what to do so asks his friends. They tell him to get her a sex toy, a really good one. So he gets five hundred bucks and goes to the store. Getting there he tosses the cash down, embarrassed and tells the man behind the counter his problem. The salesman says "Have you ever head of Voodoo dick?" The husband says, "No...does it work, I don't know what else to do, I don't want to lose my wife but she wont stop sleeping around, she's insatiable". The salesman ushers him into the back and closes the door. "All right, watch." He takes out a coffin like box and tells the husband to say these words. 'Voodoo dick door. When the husband does the box opens the the voodoo dick goes to town on the door. The husband is elated and buys it on the spot. The salesman says voodoo dick stop and puts it away, sells it to the man, and the husband goes home. He shows it to his wife. When she asks him how it works he tells her. Just say, "Voodoo dick, my pussy", ... Next time he's away on business she contemplates calling one of her many boyfriends then dcides to try this strange toy...taking out the box she mumbles "Voodood dick, my pussy, and the sex toy goes to town, springing out of the box and pummelling her, as stu would say. After hours of bliss she wants it to stop but she can't pull the fiesty thing out. Becoming afraid and a little sore she calls for help but can't get away long enough, it just keeps ramming home. So she gets in her car, voodoo dick still fully entrenched to go to the hospital. Swerving all ovr the road she has another orgasm and is crying at this point in terror when she sees police lights in her rearview mirror. Relieved she rolls down her window and shouts for the cop to come over. He gives her a weird look and says "Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over." "Yes, I was driving erratically. But that's because I have a voodoo dick in my pussy!" The cop sneers at her as he takes out his pad, "Voodoo dick my ass"