Prepare yourselves. I was feeling blunt today.

[bang_sigh]

So right right right at the end of H-block about thirty seconds I said, "Max, can I have that ticket?" the one for exposure which his little band is playing in. and he said, "Do you have money?" and I said, "mhm," and he walked over to me and I handed him the money and he said, "hmmm, what else can I make you do?" and then he said, "Do a handstand." and I said, "Do you want me too?" and he said, "No," and I said, "Oh, becuase if you want me too, I will." and he said, "Nah, I was just trying to take advantage of you." and I said, "Maxwell, you can take advantage of me any day." And Max made one of those "You're unbelievable. When are you going to stop saying shit like that," faces and Charlie just laughed like, "This is one of the most awkward conversations I have ever been a part of." and I laughed because it was funny how uncomfortable Charles was, and how used to it Max was. Then I said, "Max, why don't you just do it?" and he said, "I'm not attracted to you." and I said, "yeah, I've been thinking about that, why don't you, seriously?" and he said, "Am I not allowed to just not be interested in people?" and I kind of ignored it becuase I was still talking, "Why don't you just like have sex with me, or go out with me or something?" and he said, "becuase I'm not attracted to you." and Obie came over and Max said, "I'm attracted to Obie," and Obie was like, "Oh shit. This is such a weird conversation." and I said, "How come every time we talk about this you say something about liking a guy? Like last time you were talking about Brendan." and then he laughed was like, "I'm done talking about this," and started to walk away and Obie said, "No, you're staying here and talking about having sex with her," and I laughed and said, "Max, seriously. You should just go out with me." and Obie goes, "Basically, she's asking if you'll go out with her," and I said, "Obie, please, we've talked about this like six times," and I said, "You're gonna be like, 'ugh I hate you,'" and he was like, "No, ugh, I don't hate you. I'm just not attracted to you," and then I said, "It's becuase I'm not good looking enough, isn't it?" and he was like, "No, that's not it, I'm just not." and I laughed at him like adults laugh at little kids when they "don't understand" and said, "Alright Max," and walked away.

Then later I was thinking about it and when he said, "I'm not attracted to you," I should have said, "What I plan on doing has nothing to do with attraction," but it was too late.

EDIT:

So recently during math Evan has been trying to impress Noah with music that is considered "metal". So today Noah walks in and Evan says, "Yo, do you listen to Godsmack?" and in my head I said, "Pussies." and then Noah took off his headphones and said, "No, I don't listen to pussy music," and I like actually started laughing out loud. I don't know that just made me really happy today.