Muffet at 4 a.m.
THE DARK NIGHT IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!
Alright, alright. That's done and over, as I just got back from the opening and damnit if it wasn't the best thing I've ever see. I dunno what is.
That aside, I'e been going bloody gormy all week over a stupid inheritance. See Old Mr. Pratchett was a regular here at the Herp, cool old guy had some grandkids, some kids, wife was gone. He had his pets for friends, which was fine by me but he kicked the bucket. And see, I get this notice in the mail saying I'm one of the executors of his will.
So I show up and I get told I'm being giving this guys two old dessert tortoises what he's raised since he was a boy, and 50k to put towards their care. Bloody hell, I ain't gonna just desert the animals or anything and I get a cool mini fortune outta it. But I haven't been able to get these damn things to eat since I got them. I've spent a small fortune already just giving them different things from sweet potatoes to minnows and they haven't eaten any of it.
So...in response to this I know it's damn late but any of you feel like a party? It's damn depressing to drink by yourself.
Alright, alright. That's done and over, as I just got back from the opening and damnit if it wasn't the best thing I've ever see. I dunno what is.
That aside, I'e been going bloody gormy all week over a stupid inheritance. See Old Mr. Pratchett was a regular here at the Herp, cool old guy had some grandkids, some kids, wife was gone. He had his pets for friends, which was fine by me but he kicked the bucket. And see, I get this notice in the mail saying I'm one of the executors of his will.
So I show up and I get told I'm being giving this guys two old dessert tortoises what he's raised since he was a boy, and 50k to put towards their care. Bloody hell, I ain't gonna just desert the animals or anything and I get a cool mini fortune outta it. But I haven't been able to get these damn things to eat since I got them. I've spent a small fortune already just giving them different things from sweet potatoes to minnows and they haven't eaten any of it.
So...in response to this I know it's damn late but any of you feel like a party? It's damn depressing to drink by yourself.