Muffet's Mirror.

Jul 06, 2008 22:25


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baneofarachne July 8 2008, 02:09:39 UTC

Always a welcome gift. Need my size, poppet?

Quite fine, Dionysus never had one form and neither shall I; despite how I look I remain quintessentially the bloody epitomy of awesome that is Valentina Oleynevna Mihailova.

How is life back across the pond?

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hookahed July 8 2008, 03:18:44 UTC

Actually, no I don't. I still have your polka-dot dress that I wore the night after the party. Oh by the way, if you were wondering where it went, I took it. Hope you don't mind.

I love your comparison. You have a poetic nature.

Marvelous. You'll need to pop over here some time after the 27th to see the production I'm in.

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baneofarachne July 8 2008, 03:40:23 UTC
Blimey! I was looking for that! Do you plan on returning it? Or must I demand a boon as payment.

You're a silly bloke, but thank you anyways mega-me. One must always strive to reconcile themselves with their chosen deity.

I shall, I shall. Send me comp. tickets and promise me a bed to stay in and I will gladly attend.

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hookahed July 8 2008, 04:54:58 UTC

I think you're going to have to ask for that boon - I've grown attached to it. And have already made a few alterations.

That's a sweet thing to say, mini-me. What if you don't have a chosen deity?

You got it. It runs from 22 July to 12 August, no Mondays. 8:00, Eastern Standard Time. If you pop through the mirror early enough, I'll throw in dinner before - name your date.

...bed.

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baneofarachne July 9 2008, 00:58:06 UTC
I demand a virgin sacrifice. Everyone's got a deity, poppet, whether it's themselves, a passion, or a divine being; some higher power drives their existence. Just depends on how it manifests.

Don't think I can bunk off for the opening, but maybe the closing weekend could be fun. You get to fool around then too.

"...bed." Care to elaborate?

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hookahed July 9 2008, 01:28:43 UTC

You have me there. I suppose I do have a sort of Deity. Find me a virgin, and I'll do it.

Closing night, then? Sunday?

Just a dirty old man's mind running away from him.

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baneofarachne July 9 2008, 01:32:17 UTC
Sunday works.

Was that a subtle way of offering me yours? As much as I wouldn't mind an encore; I don't think your wife would be too appreciative.

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hookahed July 9 2008, 02:06:25 UTC

I'll call the ticket office to reserve them for you, then call you back to confirm. I don't think there will be a problem.

Maybe I am - but are you a virgin?

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baneofarachne July 9 2008, 02:12:06 UTC

Pure as the fallen snow.

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hookahed July 9 2008, 03:31:57 UTC

Methinks more like fallen angels.

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baneofarachne July 10 2008, 03:42:05 UTC
Or maenads?

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hookahed July 10 2008, 03:51:22 UTC

I was trying to play on the whole 'fallen' bit of your 'fallen snow' comment, but maenads could work, I suppose. If you had said 'driven snow', then I would've replied, "More like driven in snow."

They're like praying mantises, weren't they, these maenads? Killed their partners after having sex with them?

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baneofarachne July 10 2008, 04:27:53 UTC
Ohoh.

No, not quite. On occasion I assume that perhaps the festiviites and passion got the best of them and they maybe have torn a bloke limb from limb; but that didn;t necessarily mean that sex had to precede it either.

Either way, it's a generally frowned upon practice today.

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hookahed July 10 2008, 05:11:00 UTC

Today, huh?

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baneofarachne July 18 2008, 02:14:56 UTC
Yep. Maybe tomorrow things'll be a bit different.

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