16th scam: Fathers day

[bane_of_reisen]

So, you men think you can get off on bossing us girls around? I say BRING IT! I'll take whatever you can dish to me and throw it back ten fold! Lets see if you can impress the master of tricks and scams!

Comments

[cowardly_prince]

You're a rather willing test subject, aren't you?

Put to paper all your thoughts on poor decision-making. I expect an essay of no fewer than four notebook pages.

[bane_of_reisen]

It's not a poor decision! I gave myself good look so no really bad stuff gets asked of me.

*You hear papers being shuffled*

[cowardly_prince]

That's not enough to fend off those who would prey on the vulnerable, I assure you.

[bane_of_reisen]

*Tewi has started writing*

My good luck is like finding a 40 leaf clover! It will protect me and my family from the perverts and murders out there.

[cowardly_prince]

What does a mutant plant have to do with this? The fact remains that you cannot rely on luck.

[bane_of_reisen]

Well, when it's this good you can.

But I'm also taking other safety methods. My bunnies are ready to tie me up if I get asked a very bad request.

[cowardly_prince]

Ah, yes. Bunnies. Foolproof.

[bane_of_reisen]

Are you dissing my bunnies? I trained them myself!

[cowardly_prince]

What if someone ordered you to kill them so they couldn't stop you from following the next order?

[bane_of_reisen]

My bunnies are great at getting away. And if someone did that, I would get them back after this day.

[cowardly_prince]

Take greater precautions. You can stop writing, if you like.

[bane_of_reisen]

*She stops*

Fine fine.