16th scam: Fathers day

[bane_of_reisen]

So, you men think you can get off on bossing us girls around? I say BRING IT! I'll take whatever you can dish to me and throw it back ten fold! Lets see if you can impress the master of tricks and scams!

Comments

[stop_it_tewi]

... saying something like that over the phone where people can directly respond to you... it's like you're practically asking for it.

[bane_of_reisen]

It gives me all the more reason to get them back later Reisen.

[stop_it_tewi]

... if this is anything like Mother's day, you realize they could make you do practically anything, right...?

[bane_of_reisen]

Yes, and I will do something much worse to them later.

[hop_toit_udonge]

-YANKING THE PHONE OUT OF TEWI'S HAND-

Inaba.

[bane_of_reisen]

Master. I was just seeing if anyone had the gall to do something to me.

[hop_toit_udonge]

Aren't there plenty of proverbs that advise against such action? Really now...

Either way, we're staying home for now. I know Ky won't force anything on us.

[bane_of_reisen]

There are, but I was getting a bit bored.

Oh master, mind if I give you some Good luck? It should protect you from some of the more extreme requests.

[bustydefense]

And? Have you been impressed yet?

[bane_of_reisen]

Not yet. Must have scared them off.

[bustydefense]

Hahaha, I see. You really are intimidating.

[bane_of_reisen]

Of course I am. I know how to play my strengths!

[cowardly_prince]

You're a rather willing test subject, aren't you?

Put to paper all your thoughts on poor decision-making. I expect an essay of no fewer than four notebook pages.

[bane_of_reisen]

It's not a poor decision! I gave myself good look so no really bad stuff gets asked of me.

*You hear papers being shuffled*

[cowardly_prince]

That's not enough to fend off those who would prey on the vulnerable, I assure you.

[bane_of_reisen]

*Tewi has started writing*

My good luck is like finding a 40 leaf clover! It will protect me and my family from the perverts and murders out there.