I've done it!

[bane_archetype]

I finally decoded the message through the rift. It's coming from Alpha-Centauri, and basically... I think they're asking for showtunes? Bizarre.

Edit: I thought it felt like some sort of time-space dimensional crossover had just happened. This will be very interesting to observe.

If this is in the past, does this mean I get a few days off? ;)

Comments

[docisin]

Oh god, not you too!!!!

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Oh, bollocks, your Mum's going to murder me like a chicken!

[bane_archetype]

Don't joke around like that, Owen, you know full well I lost Mum a few years back.

[docisin]

OI, with the sodding gun!!!!

No, she's still alive and annoyed you decided to hang around with us 'guns blazing nutcases'.

[bane_archetype]

Stop it, Owen. It ISN'T FUNNY.

[docisin]

I'M NOT BEING FUNNY!

You're the one sodding in the wrong sodding time!

[toshwood]

Leave him be, Owen - he's been repressing for a while now - mentioning her only makes him violent. How about I come home and give you a massage, okay? Deep breaths.

[docisin]

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BRAIN CAN'T HANDLE ALL...

Massage?

[toshwood]

Just go with it, Owen, okay?

[docisin]

Yes, MA'AM!

[toshwood]

YOU SETTLE DOWN RIGHT NOW, YOUNG MAN.

[bane_archetype]

Yes, Mrs. Harper, ma'am.

[docisin]

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[docisin]

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[toshwood]

Problem?

[docisin]

EYES OH MY FUCKING GOD YOUR EYES!!!

Mrs Harper?

[toshwood]

Came back that way.

Autumn 2017, not quite a year ago, the three of us.