I've done it!

[bane_archetype]

I finally decoded the message through the rift. It's coming from Alpha-Centauri, and basically... I think they're asking for showtunes? Bizarre.

Edit: I thought it felt like some sort of time-space dimensional crossover had just happened. This will be very interesting to observe.

If this is in the past, does this mean I get a few days off? ;)