Dashboard Jesus/Muhamed
Jehova's Witnesses, Baptists, and Jews...what do they have in common?
According to Wikipedia,They are the only religions that have lost membership within the united states.
Baptists -.4%
Jehova's -3.6%
Jews -9.8%
now lets look who's gained some of the bigger percentages:
UCC (think skim catholic) +130.1% increase
non supplied denomination christains +75.3%
Unitarians +25.3%
Catholics +10.6% (babies)
Assembly of God (no idea who these people are, but anything with the words "Assembly" and "God" in the same title screams fag hater and consequently scares the crap out of me) +67.6%
Muslim +109.5%
EVANGELICAL +326.4%
Buddhist +169.8%
and "non denominational" "Christian" (super church with a starbucks in the basement) role in at a whopping +1,176.4% increase in members.
ok, so unitarians, United Church of Christ Congregationalists (UCC), buddhists, and (just to make me feel better) catholics are our liberal "lets not kill fags"/ "bush scares me too" guys.
muslims only get "Bush scares me too" ...but thats all I'm giving them. That and the novelty of it...but thats it!
and Jews are dying left and right apparently...
so in conclusion, Bush was right. We are going to have a crusade.
I'm just not NEARLY as cheerful about it as he seemed to be.
According to Wikipedia,They are the only religions that have lost membership within the united states.
Baptists -.4%
Jehova's -3.6%
Jews -9.8%
now lets look who's gained some of the bigger percentages:
UCC (think skim catholic) +130.1% increase
non supplied denomination christains +75.3%
Unitarians +25.3%
Catholics +10.6% (babies)
Assembly of God (no idea who these people are, but anything with the words "Assembly" and "God" in the same title screams fag hater and consequently scares the crap out of me) +67.6%
Muslim +109.5%
EVANGELICAL +326.4%
Buddhist +169.8%
and "non denominational" "Christian" (super church with a starbucks in the basement) role in at a whopping +1,176.4% increase in members.
ok, so unitarians, United Church of Christ Congregationalists (UCC), buddhists, and (just to make me feel better) catholics are our liberal "lets not kill fags"/ "bush scares me too" guys.
muslims only get "Bush scares me too" ...but thats all I'm giving them. That and the novelty of it...but thats it!
and Jews are dying left and right apparently...
so in conclusion, Bush was right. We are going to have a crusade.
I'm just not NEARLY as cheerful about it as he seemed to be.