NOT THE SECRET DIVISION OF THE WESTERN WATER CLAN! D:

[banditjoeykuba]

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Stranger: hey
You: HELLO CITIZEN.
You: THE NAME IS FIRE. WANG FIRE.
Stranger: WANG! FIRE!
Stranger: PICAY FIRE!
You: I'M AFRAID THAT PICAY FIRE DIED IN A TRAGIC ACCIDENT INVOLVING A PLATYPUS BEAR.
You: IT WAS NOT PRETTY.
You: FORTUNATELY, THAT COULD NEVER HAPPEN TO ME.
You: FOR I AM WANG FIRE/
Stranger: PICAY FREEZE!
You: ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME MY DEAR COUSIN PICAY FAKED HIS DEATH TO JOIN THE WATER TRIBE?
You: THAT BASTARD!
You: HARUMPH!
Stranger: PICAY THUNDER!
You: AND NOW HE WANTS TO REJOIN THE FIRE NATION?
You: I THINK NOT!
Stranger: I AM LEADER OF THE WATER TRIBE!
You: OH? NORTHERN OR SOUTHERN?
You: I TAKE IT BY YOUR SILENCE THAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY A SPY. WELL PLAYED, GOOD SIR.
You: BUT YOU CANNOT OUTSMART WANG FIRE.
Stranger: I AM LEADER OF THE SECRET DIVISION OF WESTERN WATER CLAN!
Stranger: FOOL!
You: LE GASP! NOT THE SECRET DIVISION OF THE WESTERN WATER CLAN!
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: WE SHALL AMBUSH TONITE!
You: WELL IT'S A GOOD THING I HAVE AN AWESOME BEARD THAT CAN WARD OFF ANY ATTACKS.
Stranger: I HAVE DEVELOPED NEW MOUSTACHES!
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE MOUSTACHES! HARU'S WAS BAD ENOUGH! D:
Stranger: YES! WATER-STRAIN MOUSTACHES! FIRE-RESISTANT!
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA!
You: YOU FIEND! AND THEY CALL THE FIRE LORD EVIL!
Stranger: WE SHALL COME UPON UR VILLAGE LIKE FLIES TO SHIT AT NIGHT!
You: I MUST WARN MY PEOPLE! THE SECRET DIVISION OF WESTERN WATER CLAN MUST NOT PREVAIL!
You: WANG FIRE AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *RUNS OFF*
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