W...T...F....
So my mom just woke me up from what has been my strangest dream that I've had in a while.
It started off with the zombie apocalypse (all my weird dreams involve zombies. Why? I'm not sure.). Anyways, these zombies (manufactured by a virus made by a corporation- like in Resident Evil. A fact I pointed out myself in the dream.) aren't particurally attacking thearea where me and my mom are. But we wind up taking in a couple of refugees during the first wave of attacks (three girls and... apparently, Edward. Yes, that Edward. Why the hell a vampire would need protection from zombies, I'll never know.).
Eventually, me and the survivors go to a grocery store to get some more supplies and return to find some random chick outside and we rush inside to find a couple in the middle of undressing each other. W.T.F. Turns out the chick outside was running a moneymaking scheme by selling abandoned houses toanyone who wanted them and had thought our house was one of those houses. We kicked out the half-naked couple and told them to find some other place to have sex. Seriously. >:|
Then the dream cut to a random grocery store where a couple (Bella and Jacob. WTF IS TWILIGHT DOING IN MY DREAMS?! GET OUTTA MAH HEEEEEEEAD.) are fighting zombies (Jacob is a great marksmen, go figure.) from the top shelf of one of the aisles.
Cut back to me and my group. We've had to take up residence at my place of employment for some reason or another. The zombie attacks have lessened (but still occur), and life is trying to return to normal. I apparently have a new boyfriend, who I keep losing track of. Bella and Jacob have broken up, and apparently she and Edward had a breif fling before she moved on to some other guy (and she left with him... or something). Edward and Jacob begin to flirt shamelessly with each other (even my dreams have slash goggles >_>).
Eventually, the back room door opens and we have a wave of zombies try to enter the door. My boyfrien (poor sap) stands back there and tries to shoot the zombies as they enter while several of us who had been back there flee to the upstairs manager's office. While up there, Edward and Jacob tearfully confess that at first they had been using the other to try to hurt Bella (Jacob wanted Edward to kill Bella and vice versa), but now they were in ~*~LOVE~*~ and proceeded to make-out in front of all of us. W.T.F.
Unfortunately, my mom woke me up about this time so I can't even imagine what would have happened next.
TL;DR- I had a dream about zombies that ended with Edward and Jacob making out. WTF, I don't even like Twilight (though the movie is hilarious).
It started off with the zombie apocalypse (all my weird dreams involve zombies. Why? I'm not sure.). Anyways, these zombies (manufactured by a virus made by a corporation- like in Resident Evil. A fact I pointed out myself in the dream.) aren't particurally attacking thearea where me and my mom are. But we wind up taking in a couple of refugees during the first wave of attacks (three girls and... apparently, Edward. Yes, that Edward. Why the hell a vampire would need protection from zombies, I'll never know.).
Eventually, me and the survivors go to a grocery store to get some more supplies and return to find some random chick outside and we rush inside to find a couple in the middle of undressing each other. W.T.F. Turns out the chick outside was running a moneymaking scheme by selling abandoned houses toanyone who wanted them and had thought our house was one of those houses. We kicked out the half-naked couple and told them to find some other place to have sex. Seriously. >:|
Then the dream cut to a random grocery store where a couple (Bella and Jacob. WTF IS TWILIGHT DOING IN MY DREAMS?! GET OUTTA MAH HEEEEEEEAD.) are fighting zombies (Jacob is a great marksmen, go figure.) from the top shelf of one of the aisles.
Cut back to me and my group. We've had to take up residence at my place of employment for some reason or another. The zombie attacks have lessened (but still occur), and life is trying to return to normal. I apparently have a new boyfriend, who I keep losing track of. Bella and Jacob have broken up, and apparently she and Edward had a breif fling before she moved on to some other guy (and she left with him... or something). Edward and Jacob begin to flirt shamelessly with each other (even my dreams have slash goggles >_>).
Eventually, the back room door opens and we have a wave of zombies try to enter the door. My boyfrien (poor sap) stands back there and tries to shoot the zombies as they enter while several of us who had been back there flee to the upstairs manager's office. While up there, Edward and Jacob tearfully confess that at first they had been using the other to try to hurt Bella (Jacob wanted Edward to kill Bella and vice versa), but now they were in ~*~LOVE~*~ and proceeded to make-out in front of all of us. W.T.F.
Unfortunately, my mom woke me up about this time so I can't even imagine what would have happened next.
TL;DR- I had a dream about zombies that ended with Edward and Jacob making out. WTF, I don't even like Twilight (though the movie is hilarious).