Oh My God! There’s a bear in my oatmeal!
Well, the Biology exam went all right today, provided that bull I laid down for angiosperms is true. Next up, and last up, is Government and Politics. Mmmmm, my favorite. It is my major for next year after all. Let’s just hope the essay has nothing to do with Californias Proposition 187 and the like. Doc Reed calls that his “Doomsday Scenario.”
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The other day, I came across someone who was born on April Fools Day. Now, obviously this would constitute as an interesting scenario, and we all know what interesting scenarios do to my imagination…INSPIRE! This is what it came up with:
Man at a hospital payphone: "Gladys? Yeah, it’s Fred. Listen, as you know Mary went into labor six hours ago. Yup, well, I have some news to break. Mary, your daughter, my wife…she’s…dead. Died in childbirth. No, it was a stillborn…Yes; there was always the risk of it. The only thing I wish is that YOU WEREN’T SUCH A GULLIBLE MOTHER-IN-LAW! HaHa, it’s April Fools day silly! Oh man, they're both fine, and I am the proud father of a beautiful little girl. Wow, I can’t believe you actually fell for-Hello? Gladys, you there?"
Sometimes, I just have to stop and wonder…
”Chris, can you tell me what you see here?”
“Ummm, two Ds and an F?”
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The other day, I came across someone who was born on April Fools Day. Now, obviously this would constitute as an interesting scenario, and we all know what interesting scenarios do to my imagination…INSPIRE! This is what it came up with:
Man at a hospital payphone: "Gladys? Yeah, it’s Fred. Listen, as you know Mary went into labor six hours ago. Yup, well, I have some news to break. Mary, your daughter, my wife…she’s…dead. Died in childbirth. No, it was a stillborn…Yes; there was always the risk of it. The only thing I wish is that YOU WEREN’T SUCH A GULLIBLE MOTHER-IN-LAW! HaHa, it’s April Fools day silly! Oh man, they're both fine, and I am the proud father of a beautiful little girl. Wow, I can’t believe you actually fell for-Hello? Gladys, you there?"
Sometimes, I just have to stop and wonder…
”Chris, can you tell me what you see here?”
“Ummm, two Ds and an F?”