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i wrote something long that basically came to the following conclusion:
i am having this psuedo existential-crisis LOL just.... wonderful... thing right now BECAUSE:
... something something gushers unicorns a field of glitter and the glitter flakes are each 1 single hit of lsd or something... everyone is retarded including ME
and i thought; well, ok. i'm high. no biggie
but
though somewhat absurdly paraphrased, i couldn't help but feel that the combination of weird half-kidding kiddy flashback imagery and cynical world view was just, well, creepy. i like creepy. but i don't necessarily want to be so abstract, that its creepy. creepy > pretentious, but sometimes its also worthwhile to make sense.
so i would just like to express the obvious truth that everyone knows which is intelligence alone will never make you happy. i know LOLDUHHH. but also, a warning: if you ignore nearly ALL social conventions, conversationally, and just say whatever the fuck you want, people will be scared of you. even if you are tiny, and weak. i mean literally, can't even bench press the bar. the bar that you put weights ONTO. not the weights, just the bar that holds them. like the toothpick in a shish kabob if it was a pretty light toothpick. you can't even lift that. i was pretty sure that made you automatically NOT scary.
maybe if i didn't have a boyfriend and i was trying to reel in dick all the time, i would force myself to be less "scary." HAH. i would much rather be perceived as scary than slutty. if i were something else, though, it would be pretty cool to be a scarry AND slutty japanese girl who carried a contagious venereal curse which would doom any man to a life with a penis that never stopped changing sizes, colors, textures, shapes. a magical, metamorphosing penis that you could never fuck anyone with. i think that would be an awesome curse, RIGHT GUYS
speaking of a scary woman who is not a slut, but is scary in a horrible way UNLIKE ME and wants to ruin everything and her name is hilary cuntlin and if i wasn't planning on using my "get tracked down by the fbi" card on saying that i wanted to STAB GEORGE BUSH IN THE DICK, then i would TOTALLY talk about how much i want to scalp hilary clinton
-lolFBI. JK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also, i don't care if saying this makes me a hypocrite: FUCK YOU, TEXAS AND OHIO. dicks
i guess, probably, everything that is wrong is basically due to a little 2d art dry-spell. but i do feel like i'm on the brink of something. constantly. that is why im going crazy HEY. this typing it out stuff is crazytown, y'all.
im not even gonna proofread dis shit
i am having this psuedo existential-crisis LOL just.... wonderful... thing right now BECAUSE:
... something something gushers unicorns a field of glitter and the glitter flakes are each 1 single hit of lsd or something... everyone is retarded including ME
and i thought; well, ok. i'm high. no biggie
but
though somewhat absurdly paraphrased, i couldn't help but feel that the combination of weird half-kidding kiddy flashback imagery and cynical world view was just, well, creepy. i like creepy. but i don't necessarily want to be so abstract, that its creepy. creepy > pretentious, but sometimes its also worthwhile to make sense.
so i would just like to express the obvious truth that everyone knows which is intelligence alone will never make you happy. i know LOLDUHHH. but also, a warning: if you ignore nearly ALL social conventions, conversationally, and just say whatever the fuck you want, people will be scared of you. even if you are tiny, and weak. i mean literally, can't even bench press the bar. the bar that you put weights ONTO. not the weights, just the bar that holds them. like the toothpick in a shish kabob if it was a pretty light toothpick. you can't even lift that. i was pretty sure that made you automatically NOT scary.
maybe if i didn't have a boyfriend and i was trying to reel in dick all the time, i would force myself to be less "scary." HAH. i would much rather be perceived as scary than slutty. if i were something else, though, it would be pretty cool to be a scarry AND slutty japanese girl who carried a contagious venereal curse which would doom any man to a life with a penis that never stopped changing sizes, colors, textures, shapes. a magical, metamorphosing penis that you could never fuck anyone with. i think that would be an awesome curse, RIGHT GUYS
speaking of a scary woman who is not a slut, but is scary in a horrible way UNLIKE ME and wants to ruin everything and her name is hilary cuntlin and if i wasn't planning on using my "get tracked down by the fbi" card on saying that i wanted to STAB GEORGE BUSH IN THE DICK, then i would TOTALLY talk about how much i want to scalp hilary clinton
-lolFBI. JK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also, i don't care if saying this makes me a hypocrite: FUCK YOU, TEXAS AND OHIO. dicks
i guess, probably, everything that is wrong is basically due to a little 2d art dry-spell. but i do feel like i'm on the brink of something. constantly. that is why im going crazy HEY. this typing it out stuff is crazytown, y'all.
im not even gonna proofread dis shit