"Four of the ten finalists are Egyptian and four of the ten finalists are British, and two of them are French. So basically, this is a sport made for you."

-Meru

Meru: Maybe I should make a cover band called "Black ABBAth," and it would be ABBA... sung in a metal way.

"I'm a Chen-chilla!"
-Beverly Chen (owner of chinchillas Sushi and Sake)

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