May 10, 2006 20:57
Things to remember about China:
1) The airplane food was good.
2) The hot boys on all the billboards and poster ads. Chinese Pepsi boys, I Chocolate You, Bi, and Se7en. Yum.
3) Entering and exiting Chinese subway cars is hazardous to your health. Poor boy.
4) MAAAAAA. June vs. snake - who can stuff the most dumplings down their throat.
5) Yao Ming vs. ghetto t-rex.
7) Chinese Chairman Kaga.
8) The Chinese chefs reject our gaijin ways of vegetable carving.
9) Chinese grannies rule the streets.
10) Soda oishisou da.
11) Deevolved pumpkin pie.
12) The lost button a.k.a. how my China pants became hot pants.
13) Let's get physical, physical.
14) English lessons a.k.a. how we broke Dexter's brain.
15) Dexter. I still can't believe everyone forgot to get his contact info. Just too adorable.