Self-control is so not my middle name
I just ate the entire package of tasty egg crackers from China that were suppose to be for my coworkers in 30 minutes. I've been munching since this morning and eaten almost everything edible in the general vicinity. I can't seem to stop! I've tried online shopping and looking at anorexic models. I've tried talking a stroll down the office corridor since I'm twice the size of my skinny coworkers who are all situated right next to me. So horrible. At this rate I will not be able to squeeze my chunky thighs into my awesome China pants anymore. Tear, tear, sadness, sadness...
There will have to be DDR later on.