Dance, puppets, dance!
Got paid today. So i bought porn. fairly softcore shit though, it was in the 'adult entertainment' section of MVC. A bit tame, yet fairly amusing. There's a girl in it that looks rather like Jiro actually. I shall have to show Ollie this. In other news, Dick Cheney's been using frankly appalling language. What a codpiece.
Speaking of which, there are not enough codpieces available in today's society. This is a sad state of affairs, and needs rectifying. I therefore formally appeal for partners willing toi assist, and more or less provide 100% of the funds. in establishing a codpiece vending enterprise. Cod-U-Like or some such perhaps. All creative input is welcomed.
None of this surprises me. Jay's been after my cock for months. That offer still stands you know ;) Only on the proviso the ferretous scamp of Dooneen gets to watch.
Gonna pick up harvest moon tomorrow. Fuck knows why. Looks fairly harmless and entertaining. Am tempted to take a trip to Ikea too. The sheer volume of books is starting to overwhelm my room. They're precariously piled up absoulutely everywhere. Even the Jenna Haze shrine is not safe! Clearly the greatest porn star ever. Chasey Lain? Pfeh. Jenna Jameson? I think not. Briana Banks? Naaaah. Haze is where it's at, y'hear!
Speaking of which, there are not enough codpieces available in today's society. This is a sad state of affairs, and needs rectifying. I therefore formally appeal for partners willing toi assist, and more or less provide 100% of the funds. in establishing a codpiece vending enterprise. Cod-U-Like or some such perhaps. All creative input is welcomed.
None of this surprises me. Jay's been after my cock for months. That offer still stands you know ;) Only on the proviso the ferretous scamp of Dooneen gets to watch.
Gonna pick up harvest moon tomorrow. Fuck knows why. Looks fairly harmless and entertaining. Am tempted to take a trip to Ikea too. The sheer volume of books is starting to overwhelm my room. They're precariously piled up absoulutely everywhere. Even the Jenna Haze shrine is not safe! Clearly the greatest porn star ever. Chasey Lain? Pfeh. Jenna Jameson? I think not. Briana Banks? Naaaah. Haze is where it's at, y'hear!