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As a rule i generally don't like doing this shit, but you would not believe how bored i currently am. Even John Peel's rough and rugged sultry tones cannot aleviate the sheer overwhelming apathy. It's a way to kill a few minutes i suppose. So without further ado, i present to you, the reader, the one, the only, pontless fuckin quiz thing about some twat you met on the internet.
[ 1 ] First grade teacher's name: No fuckin idea.
[ 2 ] Last word you said: Ermmmm, plebian?
[ 3 ] Last song you sang: I'm A Rover, Seldom Sober
[ 4 ] Last person you hugged: Ugly Jenny
[ 5 ] Last thing you laughed at: Trying to teach my 10 year old brother the meaning of the word oxymoron
[ 6 ] Last time you said I dont fucking remember: That'd be question 1
[ 7 ] Last time you cried: When i got hit in the balls with a cricket ball about a week ago
[ 8 ] What's in your CD player: Belle & Sebastian - Tigermilk
[ 9 ] What color socks are you wearing: One's blue, the other's black with a half naked homer simpson
[ 10 ] What's under your bed: A 6 year old bottle of bleach
[ 11 ] What time did you wake up today: 1.30
[ 12 ] Current taste: Toast. It's all about the toast. Anyone who disagrees clearly knows fuck all
[ 13 ] Current hair: Brown and unkempt
[ 14 ] Current clothes: Ripped jeans, Guinness slippers, Sparta t-shirt still wet with apple sourz
[ 15 ] Current annoyance: Being sober
[ 16 ] Current longing: Getting paid
[ 17 ] Current desktop picture: Bunch of women with pink floyd album covers painted on their backs
[ 18 ] Current worry: Not getting paid
[ 19 ] Current hate: Being skint
[ 20 ] Current favorite article of clothing: My unwashed boxers
[ 21 ] Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex: Ummm, that'd be boobies then
[ 22 ] Last CD that you listened to: Led Zep #4
[ 23 ] Favorite place to be: Louging around in a field on a sunny day with a couple of cold ones
[ 24 ] Least favorite place: Police cell
[ 25 ] Time you wake up in the morning: Morning? You'll be fuckin lucky mate.
[ 26 ] If you could play an instrument, what would it be: Excluding those i already play? Contrabass sarusophone clearly.
[ 27 ] Favorite color: Deep dark leafy green
[ 28 ] Do you believe in an afterlife: Like fuck do i
[ 29 ] How tall are you: 5' 9"
[ 30 ] Current favorite word/saying: Oh my giddy aunt
[ 31 ] Favorite book: 100 Years Of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
[ 32 ] Favorite season: Summer
[ 33 ] One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: Alison Garvey. She was fiiiiiiine.
[ 34 ] Favorite day: Saturday
[[[ FUTURE ]]]
[ 35 ] Where do you want to go: Wherever the proverbial wind blows me
[ 36 ] What is your career going to be like: Ummm, i'm hoping for 'existent'
[ 37 ] How many kids do you want: 2
[ 38 ] What kind of car will you have: AC Cobra
[[[ HAVE YOU EVER... ]]]
[Gotten in a fight w/your dog/cat/bird/fish, etc: ] Yup
[ Been to New York?: ] Yus
[ Been to Florida?: ] Fraid not
[ San Diego, Cali?: ] Indeed
[ Hawaii?: ] Not as of yet
[ Mexico?: ] Give me a couple of weeks
[ China?: ] Nope
[ Canada?: ] Aye
[Danced naked?: ] Of course
[ Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day:] Who ever remembers what they drempt anyway?
[ Wanted to be the opposite sex: ] Having a clit would rawk
[[[ RANDOM ]]]
[ Do you have a crush on someone?: ] No. I used to, but now she's mine..... XD
[ What book are you reading now?: ] Facing The Enemy - Alexandre Skirda
[ Worst feeling in the world: ] Lethargy
[ What is the first thing you think when you wake in the morning?:] How much longer i can get away with lying in bed for
[ How many rings before you answer?: ] Depends who's calling. If it's you, i'll probably let it ring.
[ Future daughter's name: ] Chloe
[ Future son's name: ] Tom
[ Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: ] Errr, are we talking penetration here?
[ If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? ] Musician
[ Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? ] Righty. Everyone knows they're better.
[ College plans: ] About to go into 3rd year of uni
[ Piercings: ] Doesn't really do it for me
[[[ TEH EXTRA STUFF ]]]
[ Do you do drugs?: ] What you got?
[ Do you drink: ] Dangerously so
[ Who are your best friends?: ] Dan, Will, Izaak, Alex, Mike and Emma
[ What are you most scared of?: ] Not enjoying maself
[ What clothes do you sleep in?: ] Sometimes, naked, someimes, fully clothed, sometimes in boxers.... life really is a box of chocolates. Sweet and sickly.
[ Who is the last person that called you?: ] Cheryl
[ Where do you want to get married?: ] Big assed church
[ If you could change anything about yourself what would that be?: ] I could do without the bolts and nuts holding my feet together
[ Who do you really hate?: ] People who get paid more than me yet do less work
[ Favorite number: ] 2
[ Been In Love?: ] Errr, i don't *think* so
[ What Type Automobile Do You Drive: ] Only a fool would put me behind the wheel of a car
[ Are You Timely Or Always Late: ] Tard. y.
[ Do You Have A Job: ] X-Treme Barrista!
[ Do You Like Being Around People: ] People are great. Unless they're customers. THey can go and fuck themselves with an iron stick.
[ Best feeling in the world: ] Pleasure, surely?
[ Are you for world peace: ] It'd be pretty cool, but the news would get a bit boring.
[ Are you a health freak: ] Not for shit
[ Do You Have A "Type" Of Person You Always Go After: ] Yes. Ones that aren't ugly. Although even then i'm sure exceptions can be made depending on the alcohol percentile level of my blood
[ Want Someone You Don't Have Right Now: ] Naah
[ Are You Lonely Right Now: ] Not at all
[ Ever Afraid You'll Never Get Married: ] With mail order brides, how hard can it be?
[ Do You Want To Get Married: ] Eventually
[ Do You Want Kids: ] Just a couple. And then i can mould them into ideal little bastards.
Well wasn't that wonderful kiddies. What i don't get is why people actually take the time to write these things in the first place. But then again therem is much in the world that remains a mystery to me. Why, for instance, was Family Guy axed? why, for instance, did Friends last so fucking long? Why, for instance, am i contemplating buying Harvest Moon for the GBA? Elusive answers abound. And most importantly of all......
thank christ Steven Gerrard's staying at Liverpool! XD Everyone knows he is better, and more important to the success of England, than David Beckham. Who frankly can go sit on his gold plated toilets, take a nice slow dump, and then hurl it into the FACE of that harridan he decided to engage in wedlock with. Brooklyn. Romeo. What a fucking cock-jouster.
One last thing.... anyone up for Truck Fest? Other than you Lubey my sweetie pie.
[ 1 ] First grade teacher's name: No fuckin idea.
[ 2 ] Last word you said: Ermmmm, plebian?
[ 3 ] Last song you sang: I'm A Rover, Seldom Sober
[ 4 ] Last person you hugged: Ugly Jenny
[ 5 ] Last thing you laughed at: Trying to teach my 10 year old brother the meaning of the word oxymoron
[ 6 ] Last time you said I dont fucking remember: That'd be question 1
[ 7 ] Last time you cried: When i got hit in the balls with a cricket ball about a week ago
[ 8 ] What's in your CD player: Belle & Sebastian - Tigermilk
[ 9 ] What color socks are you wearing: One's blue, the other's black with a half naked homer simpson
[ 10 ] What's under your bed: A 6 year old bottle of bleach
[ 11 ] What time did you wake up today: 1.30
[ 12 ] Current taste: Toast. It's all about the toast. Anyone who disagrees clearly knows fuck all
[ 13 ] Current hair: Brown and unkempt
[ 14 ] Current clothes: Ripped jeans, Guinness slippers, Sparta t-shirt still wet with apple sourz
[ 15 ] Current annoyance: Being sober
[ 16 ] Current longing: Getting paid
[ 17 ] Current desktop picture: Bunch of women with pink floyd album covers painted on their backs
[ 18 ] Current worry: Not getting paid
[ 19 ] Current hate: Being skint
[ 20 ] Current favorite article of clothing: My unwashed boxers
[ 21 ] Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex: Ummm, that'd be boobies then
[ 22 ] Last CD that you listened to: Led Zep #4
[ 23 ] Favorite place to be: Louging around in a field on a sunny day with a couple of cold ones
[ 24 ] Least favorite place: Police cell
[ 25 ] Time you wake up in the morning: Morning? You'll be fuckin lucky mate.
[ 26 ] If you could play an instrument, what would it be: Excluding those i already play? Contrabass sarusophone clearly.
[ 27 ] Favorite color: Deep dark leafy green
[ 28 ] Do you believe in an afterlife: Like fuck do i
[ 29 ] How tall are you: 5' 9"
[ 30 ] Current favorite word/saying: Oh my giddy aunt
[ 31 ] Favorite book: 100 Years Of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
[ 32 ] Favorite season: Summer
[ 33 ] One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: Alison Garvey. She was fiiiiiiine.
[ 34 ] Favorite day: Saturday
[[[ FUTURE ]]]
[ 35 ] Where do you want to go: Wherever the proverbial wind blows me
[ 36 ] What is your career going to be like: Ummm, i'm hoping for 'existent'
[ 37 ] How many kids do you want: 2
[ 38 ] What kind of car will you have: AC Cobra
[[[ HAVE YOU EVER... ]]]
[Gotten in a fight w/your dog/cat/bird/fish, etc: ] Yup
[ Been to New York?: ] Yus
[ Been to Florida?: ] Fraid not
[ San Diego, Cali?: ] Indeed
[ Hawaii?: ] Not as of yet
[ Mexico?: ] Give me a couple of weeks
[ China?: ] Nope
[ Canada?: ] Aye
[Danced naked?: ] Of course
[ Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day:] Who ever remembers what they drempt anyway?
[ Wanted to be the opposite sex: ] Having a clit would rawk
[[[ RANDOM ]]]
[ Do you have a crush on someone?: ] No. I used to, but now she's mine..... XD
[ What book are you reading now?: ] Facing The Enemy - Alexandre Skirda
[ Worst feeling in the world: ] Lethargy
[ What is the first thing you think when you wake in the morning?:] How much longer i can get away with lying in bed for
[ How many rings before you answer?: ] Depends who's calling. If it's you, i'll probably let it ring.
[ Future daughter's name: ] Chloe
[ Future son's name: ] Tom
[ Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: ] Errr, are we talking penetration here?
[ If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? ] Musician
[ Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? ] Righty. Everyone knows they're better.
[ College plans: ] About to go into 3rd year of uni
[ Piercings: ] Doesn't really do it for me
[[[ TEH EXTRA STUFF ]]]
[ Do you do drugs?: ] What you got?
[ Do you drink: ] Dangerously so
[ Who are your best friends?: ] Dan, Will, Izaak, Alex, Mike and Emma
[ What are you most scared of?: ] Not enjoying maself
[ What clothes do you sleep in?: ] Sometimes, naked, someimes, fully clothed, sometimes in boxers.... life really is a box of chocolates. Sweet and sickly.
[ Who is the last person that called you?: ] Cheryl
[ Where do you want to get married?: ] Big assed church
[ If you could change anything about yourself what would that be?: ] I could do without the bolts and nuts holding my feet together
[ Who do you really hate?: ] People who get paid more than me yet do less work
[ Favorite number: ] 2
[ Been In Love?: ] Errr, i don't *think* so
[ What Type Automobile Do You Drive: ] Only a fool would put me behind the wheel of a car
[ Are You Timely Or Always Late: ] Tard. y.
[ Do You Have A Job: ] X-Treme Barrista!
[ Do You Like Being Around People: ] People are great. Unless they're customers. THey can go and fuck themselves with an iron stick.
[ Best feeling in the world: ] Pleasure, surely?
[ Are you for world peace: ] It'd be pretty cool, but the news would get a bit boring.
[ Are you a health freak: ] Not for shit
[ Do You Have A "Type" Of Person You Always Go After: ] Yes. Ones that aren't ugly. Although even then i'm sure exceptions can be made depending on the alcohol percentile level of my blood
[ Want Someone You Don't Have Right Now: ] Naah
[ Are You Lonely Right Now: ] Not at all
[ Ever Afraid You'll Never Get Married: ] With mail order brides, how hard can it be?
[ Do You Want To Get Married: ] Eventually
[ Do You Want Kids: ] Just a couple. And then i can mould them into ideal little bastards.
Well wasn't that wonderful kiddies. What i don't get is why people actually take the time to write these things in the first place. But then again therem is much in the world that remains a mystery to me. Why, for instance, was Family Guy axed? why, for instance, did Friends last so fucking long? Why, for instance, am i contemplating buying Harvest Moon for the GBA? Elusive answers abound. And most importantly of all......
thank christ Steven Gerrard's staying at Liverpool! XD Everyone knows he is better, and more important to the success of England, than David Beckham. Who frankly can go sit on his gold plated toilets, take a nice slow dump, and then hurl it into the FACE of that harridan he decided to engage in wedlock with. Brooklyn. Romeo. What a fucking cock-jouster.
One last thing.... anyone up for Truck Fest? Other than you Lubey my sweetie pie.