why do go things never want to stay

[bammasmooth]

"On the pirate ride when there is one pirate all drunk and alone and then John says "hey Chowdah there is the future you". This is stupid because during the entire ride there are like pirates wasted and chasing chicks and bro-ing down but I'm the fucking pirate who is all alone drinking because he is old and ugly or something. There was even like a pirate with a dog and I didn't even get to be that guy I had to be the guy who is 100%alone. Fuck you BDM" -Chowdah

goddamn I miss my friends