My friend kept a pet bat in his closet...I hated that stupid thing, freaked the living hell out of me every time I was over.
A Bat named frank.
a rat named George.
and the unknown beast!
Mind you we knew that the unknown beast was actually a squirrel living outside of the house that managed to get into his attic right above his room, but it was more fun to say it was "The unknown beast"
Great story :D talking to bats can work for you. (Hint hint you should sell that idea on an infomercial!)
Woman: Bakushin, you wanted me? Baku: Yes, I'm afraid that I have to tell you that I found out from your friends that have been hiding from you, that your boyfriend is cheating on you with a nun, your dying of some horrible magickally created curse and sickness, and your cat has rabies. But don't worry- there is some good news. Woman: *sniffles* What Baku? What could be so great? Baku: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico! Woman: *Stares in disbelief*
Glad it DID flew out.
That part with your mom was funny though.
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A Bat named frank.
a rat named George.
and the unknown beast!
Mind you we knew that the unknown beast was actually a squirrel living outside of the house that managed to get into his attic right above his room, but it was more fun to say it was "The unknown beast"
Great story :D talking to bats can work for you. (Hint hint you should sell that idea on an infomercial!)
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frank?! LOL i'm sorry but frank... and george.... that's so amsuing! LOL
dude, an infomercial is just what i need!!! ^_^
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Baku: Yes, I'm afraid that I have to tell you that I found out from your friends that have been hiding from you, that your boyfriend is cheating on you with a nun, your dying of some horrible magickally created curse and sickness, and your cat has rabies. But don't worry- there is some good news.
Woman: *sniffles* What Baku? What could be so great?
Baku: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
Woman: *Stares in disbelief*
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