Robin: "Batman, I don't dig this."
ok here is a little story for you.
yesterday, around 2:30am i had just hung up the telephone. i noticed Chloe seemed to be looking around with an odd look. the look cats get when they see a fly or something that flys. i noticed her tail was massively frizzed though. i shrugged and went about my business.
i get up to get a cup of coffee. then it happens....
the godzilla of bats came flying at me. it about took my head off! this bat was HUGE!!! i have never seen such a large fucking bat. a few years ago a baby bat was hanging out in the bedroom.
anyway, so chloe's all frizzed and wild. i'm like "ahh, shit." i go wake up my mother cause i thought it would be funny. i go into the bed room and wake her up and say "mom, get up i have something to show you." she of course mumbled she was tired. all of a sudden Batzilla comes flying in. my mom shrieks and throws the blanket over her head. so funny.
i walk away laughing. i grab chloe and throw her into the bedroom so that batzilla and i can go one on one.
i try to reason with batzilla. meanwhile he doesn't want to hear it. he just keeps flying around and is was sure to swoop low enough to almost get me. i grabbed a broom. i thought a\maybe i could tap him hard enough to daze him but not enough to hurt him. well that didn't work. i barely touched him cause i was afraid i'd injure him. he continues to swoop and fly, as i continue to duck and dart.
i opened the window. i tried talking to him. i explained that all he had to do was fly out the damn window. that wasn't happening. then i picked up a box and tried to catch him. that didn't get us any where. i prooped the door open with the box. he came close to going out but he ran into the door frame and he sat on the floor for a second while he gained his composure. for a couple minutes he flew kind of low and very wobbly.
20 minutes into this i decide to just stand outside and hold the door open the whole way. i get behind the door and yell "would you just get over here. see. its open."
batzilla flies by and out he goes.
about an hour later i took the garbage out and batzilla flew by. i'm not sure if it was an attempt at assault of maybe he was just saying hello.
yesterday, around 2:30am i had just hung up the telephone. i noticed Chloe seemed to be looking around with an odd look. the look cats get when they see a fly or something that flys. i noticed her tail was massively frizzed though. i shrugged and went about my business.
i get up to get a cup of coffee. then it happens....
the godzilla of bats came flying at me. it about took my head off! this bat was HUGE!!! i have never seen such a large fucking bat. a few years ago a baby bat was hanging out in the bedroom.
anyway, so chloe's all frizzed and wild. i'm like "ahh, shit." i go wake up my mother cause i thought it would be funny. i go into the bed room and wake her up and say "mom, get up i have something to show you." she of course mumbled she was tired. all of a sudden Batzilla comes flying in. my mom shrieks and throws the blanket over her head. so funny.
i walk away laughing. i grab chloe and throw her into the bedroom so that batzilla and i can go one on one.
i try to reason with batzilla. meanwhile he doesn't want to hear it. he just keeps flying around and is was sure to swoop low enough to almost get me. i grabbed a broom. i thought a\maybe i could tap him hard enough to daze him but not enough to hurt him. well that didn't work. i barely touched him cause i was afraid i'd injure him. he continues to swoop and fly, as i continue to duck and dart.
i opened the window. i tried talking to him. i explained that all he had to do was fly out the damn window. that wasn't happening. then i picked up a box and tried to catch him. that didn't get us any where. i prooped the door open with the box. he came close to going out but he ran into the door frame and he sat on the floor for a second while he gained his composure. for a couple minutes he flew kind of low and very wobbly.
20 minutes into this i decide to just stand outside and hold the door open the whole way. i get behind the door and yell "would you just get over here. see. its open."
batzilla flies by and out he goes.
about an hour later i took the garbage out and batzilla flew by. i'm not sure if it was an attempt at assault of maybe he was just saying hello.