[Private to everyone but Elphaba]

[bakudan_shounen]

I've made contact with an extra terrestrial. I've yet to actually meet with this alien in person, and I'm not entirely sure how one would go about doing so

Comments

[doubleppk]

............

Are you serious?

[bakudan_shounen]

Deadly serious, Fujiko-san! I've heard of aliens and actually believed they were real. I can't believe I've actually met one...

Do yo- what's up with your icon?

[doubleppk]

.... You do realize Keroro and Giroro are actual aliens and Elphaba is a witch, not an alien. She's green because she's allergic to water. So it's probably to keep moisture in. A side effect.

.... I turned into an elephant today. When you were all out for ice cream. I nicked some cigars from Smoker. I was TRYING to be a wolf.

[bakudan_shounen]

Fujiko, that doesn't make any sense at all. None of it. Freaky shit happens a lot around here, but aliens... She's an alien. I know one when I see one.

[doubleppk]

:| Because you've met so many aliens before?

Whatever. Let's pretend she is an alien, she's not a threat to Tsuna. Talk to her about animals or Orphe. That's what she she likes.

[bakudan_shounen]

No, because I've done my research and now I can say I've actually seen a humanoid alien.

... That's it? That's kind of boring...

[doubleppk]

Other than Elphaba who do you think?

She's a witch. Maybe if you ask nicely she'll set you on fire.

[bakudan_shounen]

If I met aliens more often, I wouldn't be this nervous, now would I?

What the hell? Just.. you know what... I don't even know where you got that from. She never said anything about being a witch!

[doubleppk]

That's why I find your resolution about this circumspect.

Wicked Witch of the West is her sn. She's really nice. She just doesn't like most people because they always call her mean things because they're stupid. So she likes animals better.

[bakudan_shounen]

Yeah, but I didn't think she was actually a witch. I called her an alien and she went along with it... but I swear to god if she's actually just some kind of freak yanking my chain, I'll kick her ass overboard faster than you can draw your gun.

[doubleppk]

Don't you even think about it. She probably just didn't want you getting mad and blowing her up. Fucking hell, Gokudera don't threaten my crew members. If I see Killua I'm going to kick him for passing this over to me but in case you haven't noticed the sub is a little short on people. Try just ONCE being getting to know her first. Jeez.

Tch. If I could talk in person right now I'd come find you but just... you know how fucking paranoid I am, if she was a threat do you think I'd keep her on board?

[bakudan_shounen]

I'll threaten her all I like! SINCE WHEN HAS LYING EVER FIXED ANYTHING?!
And for your information I've been talking to her and "getting to know her" so just shut the hell up.

How would talking to me in person make any difference?

[doubleppk]

Don't. It fixes things all the time. And I read what you said. She wasn't lying. She just didn't correct you. She's letting you think whatever you want.

So I could bite you if you piss me off.

Just kidding.

Mostly.

[bakudan_shounen]

Leaving out information is just as bad as providing someone with false information! It's still lying and she's playing me for a damned fool.

I've had worse.

[doubleppk]

I think you did it to yourself honey.

I'm aware.

[bakudan_shounen]

D-Don't fucking call me that!