[Private to everyone but Elphaba]

[bakudan_shounen]

I've made contact with an extra terrestrial. I've yet to actually meet with this alien in person, and I'm not entirely sure how one would go about doing so...
I'd like to extend some kind of invitation, and it seems to understand human speech... but... it's a fucking alien. How the hell can I trust an alien?! I can't let it on this ship... It's my duty as the Tenth's right hand man to protect him, but I need to understand what we're up against...
Anyone have any suggestions?