52 Days of Disaster - Day 34
Dr. Horrible's Sing-along-Blog/Batman: The Brave and the Bold/Sesame Street
Yes. Really.
"No, no, no. It needs to come from the diaphragm. Like this. MuwaaaaahhaAAAAAH! Don't drop down partway through, you've got to keep the volume up right to the very end. It's all in the breathing."
Billy sighed mentally. His vocal coach - fortunately all paid for with the villain assistance scheme; it had truly horrendous interest rates, but League prospects, provided their applications were under consideration, were each still permitted a temporary Interest-freeze.
Full League members, of course, had to pay the eventual bill, but with a reduced interest rate.
"Muhahaaahahaaaa," he tried, and Mr. Meister let out a sigh.
"That thrice-damned fairy was better at this," he muttered, pinching the bridge of his nose. "And again. And remember: Open your mouth a bit more, and breathe from the diaphragm. And don't raise your shoulders when you take a breath."
And so Billy began again.
Yes. Really.
"No, no, no. It needs to come from the diaphragm. Like this. MuwaaaaahhaAAAAAH! Don't drop down partway through, you've got to keep the volume up right to the very end. It's all in the breathing."
Billy sighed mentally. His vocal coach - fortunately all paid for with the villain assistance scheme; it had truly horrendous interest rates, but League prospects, provided their applications were under consideration, were each still permitted a temporary Interest-freeze.
Full League members, of course, had to pay the eventual bill, but with a reduced interest rate.
"Muhahaaahahaaaa," he tried, and Mr. Meister let out a sigh.
"That thrice-damned fairy was better at this," he muttered, pinching the bridge of his nose. "And again. And remember: Open your mouth a bit more, and breathe from the diaphragm. And don't raise your shoulders when you take a breath."
And so Billy began again.