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Jun 19, 2005 00:07


ok well since i tell this story every fucking day, not really but whatever...ill jus copy and paste this shit if sum1 asks.

Bailerina 17: to make a long story short GDCDAS: ut oh Bailerina 17: i dated a football player Bailerina 17: actually i dated a bunch but this one asshole in particular Bailerina 17: thought he was hot shit Bailerina 17: i dumped him cuz he cheated on me Bailerina 17: i ended up..dumping him in front of his team Bailerina 17: that wasnt really on purpose tho it was just kinda convenient GDCDAS: oh no Bailerina 17: he got pissed cuz its not cool for an upperclass to get dumped by a lil froshie Bailerina 17: so he took lovenotes i wrote him Bailerina 17: edited them GDCDAS: oh shit Bailerina 17: in other words, wrote nasty shit on them Bailerina 17: and made like 200ish copies and circulated around westfield high school GDCDAS: wow Bailerina 17: i was like..thats uber cool...and told the adjustment counsellor GDCDAS: i hate assholes like that Bailerina 17: nothing happened Bailerina 17: cuz football players can shit on the floor and nothing happens to them GDCDAS: ya Bailerina 17: so i was like aite..whatever let it go GDCDAS: f'ing fball playas Bailerina 17: he fucking did it again like 7 months later in april GDCDAS: >< Bailerina 17: cuz the first one was in sept Bailerina 17: and apparently not good enough Bailerina 17: i ran outa the caf crying cuz i was so upset GDCDAS: :-( i'm sorry *hug hug* Bailerina 17: thnx Bailerina 17: but Bailerina 17: thats definiteyl not the end Bailerina 17: i wish it was GDCDAS: awwww fuck Bailerina 17: (this story is the reason i am at gateway in the first place) GDCDAS: oh GDCDAS: but if this didn't happen, then you wouldn't have met alex so YaY GDCDAS: hehe Bailerina 17: his friend was in the hall Bailerina 17: yeah true lol Bailerina 17: but yeah GDCDAS: (always look at the bright side of things) GDCDAS: :-D Bailerina 17: his friend was like Bailerina 17: 'u should write a note to urself from kyle saying hes gay n shit to get back at him' Bailerina 17: me being little stupid impressable freshman, did it GDCDAS: ut oh Bailerina 17: cept GDCDAS: come back to bite you in the ass? Bailerina 17: i dint copy it or anything i figured i'd just spite him Bailerina 17: let him read it Bailerina 17: u know? GDCDAS: ya Bailerina 17: well...one day after taht his sis came to my house with asshole sitting in the front seat Bailerina 17: she bitched me out hard core Bailerina 17: kyle said she found it in the trash Bailerina 17: i looked at it, it looked like she found it in the wash (i looked at it facing the principal at school in his office...) Bailerina 17: but im getting there Bailerina 17: so anyways Bailerina 17: she said (she was like 24?) i think Bailerina 17: that she wasnt guna tell her rents but i could get in huge trouble bla bla bla Bailerina 17: so that night kyle calls me hes like can u come see me? (at night) so i snuck out GDCDAS: ut oh Bailerina 17: some senior kid called me while i was gone and so i got caught sneaking out Bailerina 17: i hadda ring the doorbell to get back Bailerina 17: that was bad Bailerina 17: then i get to school the next morning kyle tells me his sis showed his mom she called the office and i was in deeeeep shit GDCDAS: wow.... GDCDAS: fuckin' asses Bailerina 17: so i get in there and i get suspended Bailerina 17: but u wanna know the best part? Bailerina 17: he engineered the whole fucking thing Bailerina 17: he told his friend to tell me to do that Bailerina 17: i dint make up the shit i said, i wrote what his friend told me to Bailerina 17: he gave the note to his sis Bailerina 17: he told her to rat to the parents Bailerina 17: he told the senior kid to call me(this kid wanted me anyways but w/e) GDCDAS: :'( GDCDAS: tell me where he lives GDCDAS: i'll fuckin' beat his ass Bailerina 17: also he arranged with all his friends the same story Bailerina 17: without me Bailerina 17: so when i got to the office and told the truth, they all had the same story Bailerina 17: so who looks like a liar? Bailerina 17: me GDCDAS: :-( GDCDAS: let me go shoot him please? Bailerina 17: everyone says that when i tell the story Bailerina 17: i shoudl publish it cuz ive told it a lot Bailerina 17: lol Bailerina 17: but u'd think it would end there right? GDCDAS: oh fack GDCDAS: it doesn't? Bailerina 17: no Bailerina 17: 2 things Bailerina 17: first one: Bailerina 17: halfway thru that last part of the story he told me he'd quit the shit if i went back out with hime Bailerina 17: 1, he wanted a piece, and 2, he wanted me to not do anything or think anything about his little...conspiracy, so he figured, date the girl it'll be all great Bailerina 17: i did it Bailerina 17: i was fucking...retarded Boxingfan311: wow no one deservers that Bailerina 17: yeah Bailerina 17: theres a lil more Bailerina 17: Bailerina 17: now heres the second thing Bailerina 17: about a year and a half (actually it was more) later, all of a sudden Bailerina 17: my recycling bins disappeared Bailerina 17: my neighbor's mailbox got smashed over..but not by a car... Bailerina 17: my mailbox door got ripped off and disappeared GDCDAS: he took your recycling bin and threw it at their mailbox? so you got in trouble? Bailerina 17: no no Bailerina 17: wait Bailerina 17: thers one more thing Bailerina 17: paintballs started appearing on: Bailerina 17: my house Bailerina 17: my driveway Bailerina 17: my sidewalk Bailerina 17: IN my mailbox Bailerina 17: my yard/bushes n shit Bailerina 17: gee Bailerina 17: i wonder who it was? GDCDAS: hmmmm GDCDAS: me2 GDCDAS: i wonder Bailerina 17: it was..kyle..obviously Bailerina 17: who does that? Bailerina 17: a fucking year and a half later? Bailerina 17: oh wait..kyle does

ok so thats my story, how come im at gateway i guess. my parents were so pist i got fucked over they were like ah ur gone and ur goin to gateway (i never served the suspension it was just an idea thrown out and i was gone b4 it was made into anything)

can u say ASSHOLE? i can.

AAASSSSHHHOOOOLLLLEEEE

GO NAVY BEAT ARMY TORRQUE

(haha that last shit is inside jokes....lol ok now i feel better. :-)
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