finding signs
so i checked my mail today and i always get these awful junk horoscopes that are vague enough to apply to my life but insane enough so that i would never follow their advice..something about desire, a lover, handcuffs anyone? really though it makes me wonder what would happen if ..we did follow horoscopes that if they were previews, brief glimpses of what life will look like or could like assuming out behavior continues in the appropriate pattern. My friend's really big on astrology i always ask him about my sign, or about the person's sign that i'm currently dating; do we mesh? is there a possiblity? should I cut it off now? hmmmm, my magic 8 ball usually provides me with some hope..something like, "Cancer's always hide themselves, they tell you things so that you think you're getting to know them but nothing too personal or too deep...but once they decide to open up -bam! you got 'em" See the hope? After a few months of using lots of little teeny tiny nails to crack open the shell, it eventually falls to pieces, and what you are left with is someone that is never going to be able to be whole again because you've gotten all the pieces of their covering to finally fall apart and now it's time to either fry or scramble them..depending on what you prefer.
My last Ex was an aries, which I thought was cute because i'm an aries, you know born right next to each other ..both in april why not? it seemed really great. like a really great idea. Well that's the thing about us aries' we're full of great ideas. but as might have been forshadowed the aries is an ex, so something didn't work. Basically it lasted a total of 3 months..started off great for the first one or so, I always enjoy something new. But by the 2 1/2 mark I turned to my magic eight ball and asked, "I know all there is to know about him now what?" The eight ball winked an I told you so. Well we can come back to goat versus goat later if we want, I'm sure the to it may concern:reader would enjoy some steamy reading some time in the near future (wink, wink).
pick one?