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I am so sick of our house being under construction. Not being able to cook is annoying.
Also, I was showing Tim these
The fucking sheer hilarity that ensued must be shared.
(12:58:14) Sated Bacchus: username: Tim
(12:59:17) Sated Bacchus: password: **********
(12:59:32) maritulip: Access: granted. Enter command.
(13:00:22) Sated Bacchus: /delete fabric firewall
(13:04:17) Sated Bacchus: /grant SysAdmin user Tim
(13:06:25) Sated Bacchus: I love the Jessica OS
(13:06:39) Sated Bacchus: user friendly and fun to navigate
(13:07:30) Sated Bacchus: it rarely crashes and has good integral virus protection
(13:07:54) maritulip: easy to network
(13:09:13) maritulip: painless installation
(13:09:28) Sated Bacchus: comes with SOTA hardware.
(13:10:00) maritulip: hardware is interchangeable and easy to upgrade
(13:10:20) Sated Bacchus: responds well and quickly to multiuser setups
(13:10:43) Sated Bacchus: reboots like a dream
(13:10:57) Sated Bacchus: bright screen, good volume
(13:11:44) maritulip: easy to navigate with built in help interface
(13:12:25) Sated Bacchus: the Jessica OS has can handle 2048 bit color, and can process multiple bytes per second.
(13:12:56) Sated Bacchus: many conveniently accessable drives
(13:14:02) maritulip: packaging is easy to remove and bright accessories complement the overall look and feel of Jessica OS
(13:14:37) Sated Bacchus: quick loading times make gameplay a pleasure
(13:15:30) maritulip: easy to tailor to your individual needs, makes it feel like it's designed for you
(13:16:35) Sated Bacchus: the Jessica OS' ability to handle large attachments and unzip massive files into her internal drives makes her the perfect OS for users who handle a lot of data.
(13:17:43) maritulip: as a shareware program, jessica os is easily shared among friends without ramifications
(13:18:51) Sated Bacchus: and the Jessica OS makes loading RAM into her an experience that every user will want to repeat over and over and over.
(13:20:27) maritulip: The program responds with excessive output to input ratio, making your investment sound. Many users will find Jessica OS requires only a click or two to get up and running.
(13:24:23) Sated Bacchus: users will find that with higher security clearance, the OS only become more durable, and able to handle most any complicated programsn or repeated massive downloads with admirable performance.
seriously.
Also, I was showing Tim these
The fucking sheer hilarity that ensued must be shared.
(12:58:14) Sated Bacchus: username: Tim
(12:59:17) Sated Bacchus: password: **********
(12:59:32) maritulip: Access: granted. Enter command.
(13:00:22) Sated Bacchus: /delete fabric firewall
(13:04:17) Sated Bacchus: /grant SysAdmin user Tim
(13:06:25) Sated Bacchus: I love the Jessica OS
(13:06:39) Sated Bacchus: user friendly and fun to navigate
(13:07:30) Sated Bacchus: it rarely crashes and has good integral virus protection
(13:07:54) maritulip: easy to network
(13:09:13) maritulip: painless installation
(13:09:28) Sated Bacchus: comes with SOTA hardware.
(13:10:00) maritulip: hardware is interchangeable and easy to upgrade
(13:10:20) Sated Bacchus: responds well and quickly to multiuser setups
(13:10:43) Sated Bacchus: reboots like a dream
(13:10:57) Sated Bacchus: bright screen, good volume
(13:11:44) maritulip: easy to navigate with built in help interface
(13:12:25) Sated Bacchus: the Jessica OS has can handle 2048 bit color, and can process multiple bytes per second.
(13:12:56) Sated Bacchus: many conveniently accessable drives
(13:14:02) maritulip: packaging is easy to remove and bright accessories complement the overall look and feel of Jessica OS
(13:14:37) Sated Bacchus: quick loading times make gameplay a pleasure
(13:15:30) maritulip: easy to tailor to your individual needs, makes it feel like it's designed for you
(13:16:35) Sated Bacchus: the Jessica OS' ability to handle large attachments and unzip massive files into her internal drives makes her the perfect OS for users who handle a lot of data.
(13:17:43) maritulip: as a shareware program, jessica os is easily shared among friends without ramifications
(13:18:51) Sated Bacchus: and the Jessica OS makes loading RAM into her an experience that every user will want to repeat over and over and over.
(13:20:27) maritulip: The program responds with excessive output to input ratio, making your investment sound. Many users will find Jessica OS requires only a click or two to get up and running.
(13:24:23) Sated Bacchus: users will find that with higher security clearance, the OS only become more durable, and able to handle most any complicated programsn or repeated massive downloads with admirable performance.
seriously.