Title: New Experiences
Author:
badly_knittedCharacters: Jack, Ianto.
Rating: PG-13
Written For: Challenge 803: Knock at
tw100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Jack takes Ianto to a pleasure planet for some fun.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: Double drabble. Set in my ‘Ghost of a Chance ‘Verse.
The whole universe was their oyster, or so Jack claimed. Ianto had never been particularly fond of oysters; he’d tried them a couple of times with Lisa, just to show willing, but he hadn’t noticed any of the rumoured aphrodisiac effects, and the taste had been less than inspiring.
Still, leaving oysters aside, Jack had been right about the two of them being able to go anywhere they wanted, within reason, and here they were, visiting a pleasure world for a few days of… Not rest, not with everything Jack had planned for them, but certainly plenty of new experiences. Jack had probably done it all before, but Ianto hadn’t, which was, he supposed, the whole point of the visit.
“You honestly expect me to get in that… gloop?”
The shallow pool in the floor of their room was filled to the brim with pinkish slime. To be fair, the scent coming from it was pleasant, faintly floral, but still, it was slime!
“It’s an aphrodisiac, plus it’s great for your skin. Think of it as all-over lube. No need for anything else.”
“A pool of lube?” That was somehow even more disturbing.
“Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.”
The End