Worst. Birthday. Ever.*
Wow. Just ... wow. Today was another episode in the tale of me sucking at life WHILE the forces of everything work against me (w'ere talking on the level of hit-and-run car accidents), converging to absolutely fuck my life.
* With the notable exceptions of drinks with Kristen and the boys and dinner with Kristen and David - without these, the day would have been a total loss.
* With the notable exceptions of drinks with Kristen and the boys and dinner with Kristen and David - without these, the day would have been a total loss.