Cognitive whiplash (with crotch)
Hello, David, how was your day - did you experience anything particularly interesting?
Hello, and yes I did, thank you for asking! Around lunch I started thinking about making some sandwiches, as one does. Therefore I put a few slices of bread on the toaster, and then I went into the bathroom to have a quick pee. I peed. Then I noticed a pair of scissors in the window sill, and thought "maybe I should trim my pubic hair a bit!" so I startes carefully clipping and shearing around my balls. This requires a lot of concentration! I am sure there is a trick to it, but I always seem to end up with more blood on my balls than I usually want. This time I didn't cut myself. But then our obnoxiously loud toaster beeped, and I suddenly remembered, "oh boy, yes, sandwiches!" and ran into the kitchen. I had forgotten all about them!
How did that make you feel?
Weird! It felt like there should be some rule against focusing that hard on your crotch one moment, and then holding a delicious sandwich, just a few seconds later! It felt like, if I was a normally functioning person, this shouldn't be happening at all. But it was actually just fine. The sandwiches were good.
That is really not very interesting.
It was weird, though! I thought it was pretty interesting.
Hello, and yes I did, thank you for asking! Around lunch I started thinking about making some sandwiches, as one does. Therefore I put a few slices of bread on the toaster, and then I went into the bathroom to have a quick pee. I peed. Then I noticed a pair of scissors in the window sill, and thought "maybe I should trim my pubic hair a bit!" so I startes carefully clipping and shearing around my balls. This requires a lot of concentration! I am sure there is a trick to it, but I always seem to end up with more blood on my balls than I usually want. This time I didn't cut myself. But then our obnoxiously loud toaster beeped, and I suddenly remembered, "oh boy, yes, sandwiches!" and ran into the kitchen. I had forgotten all about them!
How did that make you feel?
Weird! It felt like there should be some rule against focusing that hard on your crotch one moment, and then holding a delicious sandwich, just a few seconds later! It felt like, if I was a normally functioning person, this shouldn't be happening at all. But it was actually just fine. The sandwiches were good.
That is really not very interesting.
It was weird, though! I thought it was pretty interesting.