A premonition
David Hasselhoff appeared to me in a dream last night, wearing a snow-white afro wig, to reveal his special plan for this world. Actually, it was not really a personal appearance. It was a press conference. Hasselhoff was seated at a plywood table, facing me. And his special plan for this world was not exactly global.
Interviewer (perhaps myself): "Is it true that you will soon be releasing your next single?"
David Hasselhoff (beaming proudly, speaking in a thick German accent): "Jah! Mit HOMEBOY!"
'Homeboy' was sitting to his right: A surly-looking man in his late sixties, with stringy white hair and a weather-worn face, looking quite a bit like Doc Brown from the Back to the Future movies. In conclusion, for those of you unfortunate enough to have missed the conference: You heard it here first! The Hoff's next single, feat. Homeboy, will be released soon. It will be something like hip-hop, but not your mother's kind. By which I mean, it will be mostly in German.
Interviewer (perhaps myself): "Is it true that you will soon be releasing your next single?"
David Hasselhoff (beaming proudly, speaking in a thick German accent): "Jah! Mit HOMEBOY!"
'Homeboy' was sitting to his right: A surly-looking man in his late sixties, with stringy white hair and a weather-worn face, looking quite a bit like Doc Brown from the Back to the Future movies. In conclusion, for those of you unfortunate enough to have missed the conference: You heard it here first! The Hoff's next single, feat. Homeboy, will be released soon. It will be something like hip-hop, but not your mother's kind. By which I mean, it will be mostly in German.