It's a-me..Yoshi?
THIS JUST IN (page)! Princess Croshi has been kidnapped! It's up to Yoshi and his rainbow colored friends to save her!
Okay, this isn't really all that bad, especially not by this comm's usual standards. It's actually kinda cute, but it's also rather silly, so I have to poke fun at it.
Yoshi felt the breeze ruffle the fur on his head.
Rogaine: so effective, it even works on dinosaurs!
Not again. Why does it happen all the time?
Well, you know, air currents and all that.
He looked down at soft grass on top of the large slope. He kicked a flower, knocking it to the large field far below him.
"TAKE THAT, YOU VILE FLOWER!"
Why me? Why any of us? Why can’t she save herself for a change?
Yoshi shook the dark thoughts from his head. It wasn’t Croshi’s fault Bowser Jr. was after her all the time. He shut his eyes to imagine the creature’s large castle. It had many large, gray bricks, and turtles with boomerangs blocked the doors. There was no way the crimson-colored yoshi princess could get out by herself.
Yeah, those boomerangs have been known to kill.
-snip- Yoshi goes to tell the other, uh, Yoshis that the Yoshi equivalent to Princess Peach needs their help.
“What?!” Roshi shrieked, spitting out watermelon seeds. Broshi grumbled to himself as they pelted him in the face.
Broshi = frat boy Yoshi?
Yoshi sighed and turned around to fumble through the pile of papers on his wooden shelf. “Ah, here it is,” he muttered, pulling out a bright blue piece of paper. Roshi struggled to hold back a laugh, spitting out more watermelon seeds in the process. “She sent you a blue paper?”
Lol, blue paper! That's so crazy! I can't believe--wait, why is this funny again?
-snip-
All of the yoshis began protesting. Yoshi tried to yell, but his voice was lost on the clamoring. Then, one yoshi’s voice ruled over all. “Yoshi, read it!” Yellowshi persisted.
“Everyone, listen to Yoshi!” Gloshi ordered.
Everyone went silent as Yoshi began to read from the cerulean paper.
"Dear Yoshi and all of his companions,"
Roshi chortled at the title, earning a glare from Gloshi and a “shhh!” from Loshi.
Why is everyone in this story a f--ing Yoshi?!
-snip- Croshi's letter basically says "my evil twin is working with Bowser Jr. to overthrow me and they've enslaved other Yoshis, please save us, kthxbai".
“There’s a heart next to her name,” Roshi grumbled.
“I think she loves you,” Yellowshi sang.
“When were you going to tell us, Yoshi?” Oshi teased.
Good to know they have their priorities in order.
“That’s not important!” Yoshi angrily said. “We need to leave immediately.”
Broshi raised an eyebrow. “What exactly do you mean by ‘immediately’?”
Yeah, he's definitely frat boy Yoshi. >>;
“We’re leaving tomorrow,” He nodded. “Everyone get whatever you need right now. We’re leaving at dawn.”
Unfortunately, I believe this story will have a tragic ending.
Yoshis can't go into castles.
I need some sort of tag for this. Mario?
Okay, this isn't really all that bad, especially not by this comm's usual standards. It's actually kinda cute, but it's also rather silly, so I have to poke fun at it.
Yoshi felt the breeze ruffle the fur on his head.
Rogaine: so effective, it even works on dinosaurs!
Not again. Why does it happen all the time?
Well, you know, air currents and all that.
He looked down at soft grass on top of the large slope. He kicked a flower, knocking it to the large field far below him.
"TAKE THAT, YOU VILE FLOWER!"
Why me? Why any of us? Why can’t she save herself for a change?
Yoshi shook the dark thoughts from his head. It wasn’t Croshi’s fault Bowser Jr. was after her all the time. He shut his eyes to imagine the creature’s large castle. It had many large, gray bricks, and turtles with boomerangs blocked the doors. There was no way the crimson-colored yoshi princess could get out by herself.
Yeah, those boomerangs have been known to kill.
-snip- Yoshi goes to tell the other, uh, Yoshis that the Yoshi equivalent to Princess Peach needs their help.
“What?!” Roshi shrieked, spitting out watermelon seeds. Broshi grumbled to himself as they pelted him in the face.
Broshi = frat boy Yoshi?
Yoshi sighed and turned around to fumble through the pile of papers on his wooden shelf. “Ah, here it is,” he muttered, pulling out a bright blue piece of paper. Roshi struggled to hold back a laugh, spitting out more watermelon seeds in the process. “She sent you a blue paper?”
Lol, blue paper! That's so crazy! I can't believe--wait, why is this funny again?
-snip-
All of the yoshis began protesting. Yoshi tried to yell, but his voice was lost on the clamoring. Then, one yoshi’s voice ruled over all. “Yoshi, read it!” Yellowshi persisted.
“Everyone, listen to Yoshi!” Gloshi ordered.
Everyone went silent as Yoshi began to read from the cerulean paper.
"Dear Yoshi and all of his companions,"
Roshi chortled at the title, earning a glare from Gloshi and a “shhh!” from Loshi.
Why is everyone in this story a f--ing Yoshi?!
-snip- Croshi's letter basically says "my evil twin is working with Bowser Jr. to overthrow me and they've enslaved other Yoshis, please save us, kthxbai".
“There’s a heart next to her name,” Roshi grumbled.
“I think she loves you,” Yellowshi sang.
“When were you going to tell us, Yoshi?” Oshi teased.
Good to know they have their priorities in order.
“That’s not important!” Yoshi angrily said. “We need to leave immediately.”
Broshi raised an eyebrow. “What exactly do you mean by ‘immediately’?”
Yeah, he's definitely frat boy Yoshi. >>;
“We’re leaving tomorrow,” He nodded. “Everyone get whatever you need right now. We’re leaving at dawn.”
Unfortunately, I believe this story will have a tragic ending.
Yoshis can't go into castles.
I need some sort of tag for this. Mario?