Dentistry fail at its best.
I've recently become obsessed with iCarly fics. Don't ask me why, because I don't know. I haven't even seen a whole episode, but the fics themselves are wonderful, especially the fics shipping Carly and Sam. Below the cut are some of the best bad!fic lines from one fic I found, but, I'll probably add more from other fics as the day progresses.
Laughing Gas
What if Sam had control over what she said and did when she had the laughing gas on?
Then she could model it on the catwalk and the cover of Vogue as the new Fall fashion.
Oh no… not laughing gas. I get up and poor some on the dentist angrily.
Sam Puckett, controlling the states of matter since 2007.
Carly sighs and takes the laughing gas bottle from my hand.
Laughing gas in a bottle, for all your anesthetic needs on the go!
“Sam put laughing gas on the boy dentist.”
but Doogie Howser was an MD not a DDM.
“Fine, I’ll do the laughing gas, if you put it on!”
So laughing gas is like Nike, you just do it by weaing it?
Edited to correct lj-cut and other nonsense
Laughing Gas
What if Sam had control over what she said and did when she had the laughing gas on?
Then she could model it on the catwalk and the cover of Vogue as the new Fall fashion.
Oh no… not laughing gas. I get up and poor some on the dentist angrily.
Sam Puckett, controlling the states of matter since 2007.
Carly sighs and takes the laughing gas bottle from my hand.
Laughing gas in a bottle, for all your anesthetic needs on the go!
“Sam put laughing gas on the boy dentist.”
but Doogie Howser was an MD not a DDM.
“Fine, I’ll do the laughing gas, if you put it on!”
So laughing gas is like Nike, you just do it by weaing it?
Edited to correct lj-cut and other nonsense