Just a name! Just a name!!!
(Sporking in bold. Is probably unfunny, though.)
Harry Potter
Severus Snape and His Giddy Son
Devon is a "special" boy at Hogwarts. For one, he's gay, as is his father (Snape) and mother (Gilderoy). Not to mention, He wants to be a mannequin when he grows up. Anyway, R&R, and you get cookies! (Chap 5 up!)Lots of SLASH for you! SLASH...and SLASH!
Is this "Gilderoy" Gilderoy Lockhart? Who is supposedly a man and thus has no uterus to bear a baby who might call him his mommy? And you want me to believe Snape shagged Lockhart? And that they would name the boy simply "Devon"? "Not to mention he wants to be a mannequin"? Oh, but of course! *slaps forehead* How could I ever have doubted?! Of course Snape and Lockhart's gay son wants to be a... a mannequin...? A plastic figure in a shop window...? Or, maybe, just a thought... might you be looking for the word "model"...? (And I'm pretty sure plastic-wannabe boy will fall in love with Harry.)
What the Teachers Said A DLM mini story
What the teachers said about Devon behind her back. A glimpse at what McGonagall really thinks of the bright 1st year, & how Snape responds to her comments. DLM mini story because it can be read on its own & doesn't really help the longer story S
Who is Devon and what's a DLM?! "Drastic Llama Magic"? At least tell us something, if you want us to care! (Oh, took a peek inside. Apparently, it's Devon-Louise Malfoy who OMG belongs to the writer! I didn't wanna know more.)
Life of a Wereling
Devon has read the harry potter books & been asked if she was the daughter of 2 of them. She never guessed she was! AU Slash RemusSirius more in later chapters.
I have read the books too, but nobody ever asked me if I was the daughter of two... um, fictional characters? And mpreg again?!
Now comes a series...
James & Devon Chapter 1 Sons of Harry and Draco
It's like 20 year later since book 6. Harry has a son, James, who's 16. Draco also has a son, Devon, also 16. James is in love with Devon, and Devon doesn't know he's in love too :' Warning: Boy on boy..
Devon?! DEVON??!! But whyyy? Ah, fandom... if you can't make the fathers shag, you make the sons do it for them!
James and Devon Chapter 2
It's like 20 year later since book 6. Harry has a son, James, who's 16. Draco also has a son, Devon, also 16. James is in love with Devon, and Devon doesn't know he's in love too :' Warning: Boy on Boy
Hello? Isn't there a rule against chapters posted as separate stories??? And all these James and Devons are eye-raping me.
Devon and James Chapter 3 Not ready
Their both not ready, boy on boy, detailed now, so beware!
If you're not ready, don't post it. And if the characters are not ready for something I wish I didn't know about, they should not do it.
Devon & James, Chapter 4
Warning sex! Please review R RATED!
NO!!!
Devon & James Chapter 5 together forever
Final chapter, enjoy -> Not likely, sorry.
Pokemon
Devon Advanced Trainer School
A school for the more advanced people who have yet to start their journey. OC's are accepted. It's not the best summary...I know.
Aye, it's never good when you ask readers to post their Sues wonderful OCs. But at least you're honest, darling ;)
Prothe's Story
Prothe, Mallory, Athena and Devon are just normal teens, right? Well, they will be until Prothe's dream is coming true. After her dream is fufilled she must help the pokemon and morphs.
Let me guess, are your friends named Mallory, Athena and Devon?
Pirates of the Caribbean
Double Trouble
On the night twin cousins of Elizabeth Swann, Deveraux and Devon arrive the pompous Commodore gets it into his mind to kidnap Elizabeth. Jerk What happens when Captain Jack and Will turner find themselves strapped with the terrible twosome?
Kiss and shag them. And Elizabeth will be totally forgotten, probably.
How To Tame The Untamable
When maneater Devon Duville, tattoo artist and pirate, meets womanizer Captain Jack Sparrow, she doesn't know what to do kill him or kiss him. It seems Jack feels the same way...Rated MA for adult content. Ye be warned! Please R&R Ch43 up 15-08-2008
Yeah, I am warned not to read this fic. And why is there a proliferation of female pirates in fandom, I'll never know. But if you don't know, Jack, just an idea: kiss her and then kill her! Thus your problem will be solved, and ours too.
Harry Potter
Severus Snape and His Giddy Son
Devon is a "special" boy at Hogwarts. For one, he's gay, as is his father (Snape) and mother (Gilderoy). Not to mention, He wants to be a mannequin when he grows up. Anyway, R&R, and you get cookies! (Chap 5 up!)Lots of SLASH for you! SLASH...and SLASH!
Is this "Gilderoy" Gilderoy Lockhart? Who is supposedly a man and thus has no uterus to bear a baby who might call him his mommy? And you want me to believe Snape shagged Lockhart? And that they would name the boy simply "Devon"? "Not to mention he wants to be a mannequin"? Oh, but of course! *slaps forehead* How could I ever have doubted?! Of course Snape and Lockhart's gay son wants to be a... a mannequin...? A plastic figure in a shop window...? Or, maybe, just a thought... might you be looking for the word "model"...? (And I'm pretty sure plastic-wannabe boy will fall in love with Harry.)
What the Teachers Said A DLM mini story
What the teachers said about Devon behind her back. A glimpse at what McGonagall really thinks of the bright 1st year, & how Snape responds to her comments. DLM mini story because it can be read on its own & doesn't really help the longer story S
Who is Devon and what's a DLM?! "Drastic Llama Magic"? At least tell us something, if you want us to care! (Oh, took a peek inside. Apparently, it's Devon-Louise Malfoy who OMG belongs to the writer! I didn't wanna know more.)
Life of a Wereling
Devon has read the harry potter books & been asked if she was the daughter of 2 of them. She never guessed she was! AU Slash RemusSirius more in later chapters.
I have read the books too, but nobody ever asked me if I was the daughter of two... um, fictional characters? And mpreg again?!
Now comes a series...
James & Devon Chapter 1 Sons of Harry and Draco
It's like 20 year later since book 6. Harry has a son, James, who's 16. Draco also has a son, Devon, also 16. James is in love with Devon, and Devon doesn't know he's in love too :' Warning: Boy on boy..
Devon?! DEVON??!! But whyyy? Ah, fandom... if you can't make the fathers shag, you make the sons do it for them!
James and Devon Chapter 2
It's like 20 year later since book 6. Harry has a son, James, who's 16. Draco also has a son, Devon, also 16. James is in love with Devon, and Devon doesn't know he's in love too :' Warning: Boy on Boy
Hello? Isn't there a rule against chapters posted as separate stories??? And all these James and Devons are eye-raping me.
Devon and James Chapter 3 Not ready
Their both not ready, boy on boy, detailed now, so beware!
If you're not ready, don't post it. And if the characters are not ready for something I wish I didn't know about, they should not do it.
Devon & James, Chapter 4
Warning sex! Please review R RATED!
NO!!!
Devon & James Chapter 5 together forever
Final chapter, enjoy -> Not likely, sorry.
Pokemon
Devon Advanced Trainer School
A school for the more advanced people who have yet to start their journey. OC's are accepted. It's not the best summary...I know.
Aye, it's never good when you ask readers to post their Sues wonderful OCs. But at least you're honest, darling ;)
Prothe's Story
Prothe, Mallory, Athena and Devon are just normal teens, right? Well, they will be until Prothe's dream is coming true. After her dream is fufilled she must help the pokemon and morphs.
Let me guess, are your friends named Mallory, Athena and Devon?
Pirates of the Caribbean
Double Trouble
On the night twin cousins of Elizabeth Swann, Deveraux and Devon arrive the pompous Commodore gets it into his mind to kidnap Elizabeth. Jerk What happens when Captain Jack and Will turner find themselves strapped with the terrible twosome?
Kiss and shag them. And Elizabeth will be totally forgotten, probably.
How To Tame The Untamable
When maneater Devon Duville, tattoo artist and pirate, meets womanizer Captain Jack Sparrow, she doesn't know what to do kill him or kiss him. It seems Jack feels the same way...Rated MA for adult content. Ye be warned! Please R&R Ch43 up 15-08-2008
Yeah, I am warned not to read this fic. And why is there a proliferation of female pirates in fandom, I'll never know. But if you don't know, Jack, just an idea: kiss her and then kill her! Thus your problem will be solved, and ours too.