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As mentioned in an earlier post, I present summaries that made my fandom friends and me go "WTFLOL?".
- carl and lenny...
(Ummmm...Carl and Lenny what? Bake a pie? Solve world hunger? Finally decide that they are gay? Tell meeeeeeee!)
- Well this sucks...
(How kind of you to mention that. Spares me the time to actually read the story.)
- Fuck all of you! I cant beleive that you would criticise me like that! I dont fucking care if you think its bad! Thank you so much! I give up! Why isnt there ONE nice person in the world? I just wanted to let all you jerks know that you SUCK.
(Doesn't that translate into "Flame me"?)
- CANT REALLY WIRTE A SUMMARY,IT WILL SPOIL THE STORY. Let just say there is a reason sess is so cold, and what happens when kagome finds out his secret.Will she be hurt because he is so cold? READ
(You must be joking.)
- The summary is irrelevant
(And thus reading of the story is also irrelevant.)
- Babble, babble, bitch, bitch, rebel, rebel, party, party, , , , don't forget the violence! Wait, something is missing from that. Can Bakura fill in the blanks or will a new student have to help him find the love he lacks and needs to fill them in
- Here's the story in a nutshell: Girl1 hates Guy1. Guy1 hates Girl1. Pretty normal. Now: Girl2 probably doesn't REALLY hate Guy2. But Guy2 doesn't know how to act around Girl2. Hah. So who do you think'll fall into each other's arms? Will anyone?
- Just read it. Free cookies if you do.
- IM NOT GOOD WITH LITTLE SUMMARIES SOOO YEAH LOL this story is about a girl and boy who fall in love JoshxRoxy MileyxJoe NickxKK i wrote this story about what i went through. but some of it is fiction so i hope you enjoy it
- Bella&EdwardHaveKnownEachOtherSinceTheyWereKids.OneDayEdwardTellsHerHe’sInLove.WhenBella AsksWhoHeSaysHeWillGiveHerAClueEachPeriod.BellaIsHeartbroken,WhoDoesHeLove.WhoIsShe?What SheDoesn’tRealizeIsThatAllTheCluesPointToOnePerson,Her.AllHuman. E&B/EM&R/A&J
- he was finally back after 2 years to find her missing now hell stop at nothing to claim what is rightfully his
(Glad to see we personified Hell.)
- Stop yellin at me! i kno this isnt the jonas brothers section, but there is no section so i had to put it here!
(You did not have to put it there. You did not have to put it online.)
- ..
(Yeah, that's actually the full summary. This loser couldn't even be bothered to type a full ellipses.)
- Joe Jonas fan friend tell side of converastion when whating joe joans on tv with Joe joans fan
(I think I just lost ten IQ points trying to winkle the meaning out of that one.)
- I’m Brittany. Brittany Covington. Daughter of Rosalyn Covington, aka Headmistress of Covington High School. Granddaughter of Cecelia Covington, aka Queen of Covington, which is a small area in Eastern Europe. JasonOC.
(Bwuhh?)
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(That's it.)
- Its a world Holocaust lots of drama READ AND REVIEW
(Yeah, Holocausts have a tendency of having a lot of drama in them.)
- They can have been in love. They can have been friends. They can have been many things. If only there was another story. Condemned by their statue, by their family and by their choices, they take care to detest the other. Cruel like ever. So there is th
(I have no idea what's going on in this summary. Other than a statue being an asshole, apparently.)
- Harry is a fire salamander
(Please, elaborate. I've never been more intrigued.)
- READ IT PEOPLE ITS SEXII LOL
(Sex the second? Son of sex? Is this supposed to be some new, improved version of sex? I'd be inted, but I have a long history of people who write in all-caps and put lol in the title of anything other than an email.)
- JACK SPARRO AND HIS NEW GIRLFIEND GO AND FIND DA FOUNTIAN OF YOU.
(Wait, I'm a fountain? And I have no idea who this Jack Sparro guy is, but his Girl Fiend sounds very suspicious...)
- "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
(Is that before or after I got eye-raped by your fic?)
- Regret Re*gret" r?*gr?t" , n. F., fr. regretter. See Regret , v. 1.Pain of mind on account of something done or experienced in the past, with a wish that it had been different; a looking back with dissatisfaction or with longing; grief; sorrow; esp
(Five guesses as to what the title of this story is called. First four don't count.)
- AU. ZADR. Go to jail! Go directly to jail, Do not pass Go, do not collect 200 dollars.
(*collects 200 dollars*)
- A poem about Naruto re flexing on his life...
(That gave me a mental image of Naruto flexing his muscles as he has flashbacks...)
- A possible oneshot.
(As opposed to a possible rutabaga? Then again, it could have been a noshot, and saved everybody the trouble.)
- Please review, I don't like sending them to myself
(Uhm. xD?)
- I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH IM JUST A BIG FAN .Ok this is my first story hope u like it anyways , Joey and his sister get into trouble , Yami saves the day but at a price hope you like it . NO I DIDN'T MAKE ANYONE GAY BECAUSE I HATE THAT I suck at summarys
(Ah, tolerance.)
- could a fatal accident postpone the wedding?
(Fatal accidents have a tendency of doing that.)
- An OC x Zuko fic. I think it is pretty good for a first attempt.
- SAM AND DANNY PHENTON GAVE BIRTH TO A LITTLE GIRL THAY CALLED AJ ALEX JOY PHENTON
(I'M SO HAPPY FOR THEM.)
- WARNING!GOHAN ANGER
(Gohan, anger! Gohan, smash!)
Aiyaiyai.
- carl and lenny...
(Ummmm...Carl and Lenny what? Bake a pie? Solve world hunger? Finally decide that they are gay? Tell meeeeeeee!)
- Well this sucks...
(How kind of you to mention that. Spares me the time to actually read the story.)
- Fuck all of you! I cant beleive that you would criticise me like that! I dont fucking care if you think its bad! Thank you so much! I give up! Why isnt there ONE nice person in the world? I just wanted to let all you jerks know that you SUCK.
(Doesn't that translate into "Flame me"?)
- CANT REALLY WIRTE A SUMMARY,IT WILL SPOIL THE STORY. Let just say there is a reason sess is so cold, and what happens when kagome finds out his secret.Will she be hurt because he is so cold? READ
(You must be joking.)
- The summary is irrelevant
(And thus reading of the story is also irrelevant.)
- Babble, babble, bitch, bitch, rebel, rebel, party, party, , , , don't forget the violence! Wait, something is missing from that. Can Bakura fill in the blanks or will a new student have to help him find the love he lacks and needs to fill them in
- Here's the story in a nutshell: Girl1 hates Guy1. Guy1 hates Girl1. Pretty normal. Now: Girl2 probably doesn't REALLY hate Guy2. But Guy2 doesn't know how to act around Girl2. Hah. So who do you think'll fall into each other's arms? Will anyone?
- Just read it. Free cookies if you do.
- IM NOT GOOD WITH LITTLE SUMMARIES SOOO YEAH LOL this story is about a girl and boy who fall in love JoshxRoxy MileyxJoe NickxKK i wrote this story about what i went through. but some of it is fiction so i hope you enjoy it
- Bella&EdwardHaveKnownEachOtherSinceTheyWereKids.OneDayEdwardTellsHerHe’sInLove.WhenBella AsksWhoHeSaysHeWillGiveHerAClueEachPeriod.BellaIsHeartbroken,WhoDoesHeLove.WhoIsShe?What SheDoesn’tRealizeIsThatAllTheCluesPointToOnePerson,Her.AllHuman. E&B/EM&R/A&J
- he was finally back after 2 years to find her missing now hell stop at nothing to claim what is rightfully his
(Glad to see we personified Hell.)
- Stop yellin at me! i kno this isnt the jonas brothers section, but there is no section so i had to put it here!
(You did not have to put it there. You did not have to put it online.)
- ..
(Yeah, that's actually the full summary. This loser couldn't even be bothered to type a full ellipses.)
- Joe Jonas fan friend tell side of converastion when whating joe joans on tv with Joe joans fan
(I think I just lost ten IQ points trying to winkle the meaning out of that one.)
- I’m Brittany. Brittany Covington. Daughter of Rosalyn Covington, aka Headmistress of Covington High School. Granddaughter of Cecelia Covington, aka Queen of Covington, which is a small area in Eastern Europe. JasonOC.
(Bwuhh?)
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(That's it.)
- Its a world Holocaust lots of drama READ AND REVIEW
(Yeah, Holocausts have a tendency of having a lot of drama in them.)
- They can have been in love. They can have been friends. They can have been many things. If only there was another story. Condemned by their statue, by their family and by their choices, they take care to detest the other. Cruel like ever. So there is th
(I have no idea what's going on in this summary. Other than a statue being an asshole, apparently.)
- Harry is a fire salamander
(Please, elaborate. I've never been more intrigued.)
- READ IT PEOPLE ITS SEXII LOL
(Sex the second? Son of sex? Is this supposed to be some new, improved version of sex? I'd be inted, but I have a long history of people who write in all-caps and put lol in the title of anything other than an email.)
- JACK SPARRO AND HIS NEW GIRLFIEND GO AND FIND DA FOUNTIAN OF YOU.
(Wait, I'm a fountain? And I have no idea who this Jack Sparro guy is, but his Girl Fiend sounds very suspicious...)
- "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
(Is that before or after I got eye-raped by your fic?)
- Regret Re*gret" r?*gr?t" , n. F., fr. regretter. See Regret , v. 1.Pain of mind on account of something done or experienced in the past, with a wish that it had been different; a looking back with dissatisfaction or with longing; grief; sorrow; esp
(Five guesses as to what the title of this story is called. First four don't count.)
- AU. ZADR. Go to jail! Go directly to jail, Do not pass Go, do not collect 200 dollars.
(*collects 200 dollars*)
- A poem about Naruto re flexing on his life...
(That gave me a mental image of Naruto flexing his muscles as he has flashbacks...)
- A possible oneshot.
(As opposed to a possible rutabaga? Then again, it could have been a noshot, and saved everybody the trouble.)
- Please review, I don't like sending them to myself
(Uhm. xD?)
- I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH IM JUST A BIG FAN .Ok this is my first story hope u like it anyways , Joey and his sister get into trouble , Yami saves the day but at a price hope you like it . NO I DIDN'T MAKE ANYONE GAY BECAUSE I HATE THAT I suck at summarys
(Ah, tolerance.)
- could a fatal accident postpone the wedding?
(Fatal accidents have a tendency of doing that.)
- An OC x Zuko fic. I think it is pretty good for a first attempt.
- SAM AND DANNY PHENTON GAVE BIRTH TO A LITTLE GIRL THAY CALLED AJ ALEX JOY PHENTON
(I'M SO HAPPY FOR THEM.)
- WARNING!GOHAN ANGER
(Gohan, anger! Gohan, smash!)
Aiyaiyai.