Because Castiel-related badfic is still amusing.
Castiel probably receives the worst--and funniest--character-raping I have ever seen in fanfiction. Really, even Hermione Granger never got this kind of treatment. Here are some recent treasures from the Pit:
Sporking in bold.
Shattering Mirrors: A short oneshot: Post-finale. Season 5. They won the war, but at what cost?
Well, gas prices skyrocketed, for some reason.
Vessels the Sequel: Not only does Castiel have to cope with being a human, he must also cope with being a pregnant male.
And he's sad that he can't close his trenchcoat anymore. Do they make maternity trenchcoats?
Prayers to Broken Stone: This is the way the world ends. Ashes ashes we all fall down. Ruby & Castiel.
If the final battle is a giant game of ring-around-the-rosey, then the apocalypse will be a breeze.
The Heavens Pour Out: Jenna Margosi is sent on a hunt with the Winchesters by Uriel and Castiel, and ends up learning so much more about herself in the process. ADULT CONTENT.
So this Mary Sue learns that she wants to become a porn star?
As He Breaks: Sam ran to Dean and screamed for help, screamed and cried right from the deepest parts of him, as if those who could hear could fix everything of his brother, body and soul.
And then Sam's head exploded from the overload of angst.
Music to my ears: The Winchester brothers have already saved her once. Now they need to call in a favor, and a certain angel makes things happen. Castiel/OC
If the Winchester brothers won't help you lose your virginity, I doubt an angel will, either.
Your Guardian Angel: Castiel saves Dean for the last time and it cost him
his entire Beanie Baby collection.
Angels fall first: Castiel goes missing. No one knows where he is and Dean starts to worry. Sam is off with Ruby somewhere doing God knows what, more seals are being broken. Dean thinks it can't go worse when an angel makes an appearance and asks a favour.
"Dean, I'll tell you where Castiel is if you repair my fluffy cloud-SUV."
And this warning makes me laugh:
Dean/Castiel SLASHH!
MADNESS?! THIS IS SLASH FIC!!!!