badfic disney channel: past and present
We didn't get the Disney Channel until I was twelve or so, but I still loved it. Now my sister's following in my footsteps. So I decided to combine our loves with some badfic summaries from Disney Channel shows past and present.
Illustrious mods, I need tags for "That's So Raven" and "So Weird."
That's So Raven
"What happnes if you move to a new country, meet new friends, new enemies, and fall in love with a VAMPIRE!"
Change "country" to "state" and I believe you have the plot to "Twilight."
"Then she decides to dress up like a guy to make Chelsea feels special."
I always cross-dress to make my friends feel better.
"Chelsea is hurt yet again and her shoulder to cry on, once again, comes to her rescue. Unbenknownst to her though her shoulder to cry on is on a short fuse"
This strange, detached body part really needs anger therapy.
"Okay this is not a That's so Raven fic"
Then tell me what it's doing in that category.
"Raven has been having bad diarrehea that has lasted for over a week."
I don't need to know. I DON'T NEED TO KNOW.A beauty contest disaster sounds like a lot more fun than an actual beauty contest.
Lizzie McGuire
"Have you ever wondered why Miranda was not in The Lizzie McGuire Movie and the final six episodes?"
Surprisingly, my life has been oddly complete.
"Toilets explode."
Raven missed!
"Gordo sees a girl shooting baskets in the McGuires' driveway."
I like to shoot picnic baskets. They're thicker.
"Lawsuits! Scandal! Sex! MG!"
Relatively speaking, this one isn't so bad, but I posted it 'cause I want to know what "MG" stands for.
Hannah Montana
"Miley, Lilly, and Oliver are off to college! what will happen?"
Is it too much to hope for "learning"?
"a story where two worlds collide only to have an illness threaten to tare it apart"
I always remember that "tare" was what it said on the scales in chem. lab when you zeroed them out.
"Shane lost his wife in the 9/11."
"The" 9/11?
"This is basically what I think will happen in the movie, according to what happens in the trailers, just with a few million changes"
So this is NOT what happens in the movie. Good to know.
"Parody of a classic 1940's murder mystery, with characters played by the cast of the show!"
This is an awesome concept, but I highly doubt it gets pulled off satisfactorily.
So Weird
"The cast has grown, loved, lossed, and now must face the road ahead."
They've "lossed" the ability to form correct past-tense verbs...
"This is a true story and is sad."
I clicked on this, and it actually WAS a true story - about some girl's dog. What this has to do with the TV show "So Weird" is beyond me.
"Fear spread through her veins like ice at the sound of silence."
WTF is the sound of silence?
"Carey is so pretty-oh-so-pretty for a boy."
And this summary is creepy-oh-so-creepy for a summary.
Suite Life of Zack and Cody
"Joe grows a crush on Maddie"
Where does he grow it? The garden?
"Zack feels everyone he loves left him alone so he decided to do a lot of crime"
A lot of crime. Not many crimes... but a lot of crime.
"WARNING: SPANKING OF A 5 YEAR OLD"
I'm frightened.
"However things goes from worst to horrible for some couples."
Generally speaking, worst to horrible would actually be getting better.
"the sail turns into hell"
What does the mast turn into?
"One virus and Zack's life is changed forever."
Damn you, herpes.
Illustrious mods, I need tags for "That's So Raven" and "So Weird."
That's So Raven
"What happnes if you move to a new country, meet new friends, new enemies, and fall in love with a VAMPIRE!"
Change "country" to "state" and I believe you have the plot to "Twilight."
"Then she decides to dress up like a guy to make Chelsea feels special."
I always cross-dress to make my friends feel better.
"Chelsea is hurt yet again and her shoulder to cry on, once again, comes to her rescue. Unbenknownst to her though her shoulder to cry on is on a short fuse"
This strange, detached body part really needs anger therapy.
"Okay this is not a That's so Raven fic"
Then tell me what it's doing in that category.
"Raven has been having bad diarrehea that has lasted for over a week."
I don't need to know. I DON'T NEED TO KNOW.A beauty contest disaster sounds like a lot more fun than an actual beauty contest.
Lizzie McGuire
"Have you ever wondered why Miranda was not in The Lizzie McGuire Movie and the final six episodes?"
Surprisingly, my life has been oddly complete.
"Toilets explode."
Raven missed!
"Gordo sees a girl shooting baskets in the McGuires' driveway."
I like to shoot picnic baskets. They're thicker.
"Lawsuits! Scandal! Sex! MG!"
Relatively speaking, this one isn't so bad, but I posted it 'cause I want to know what "MG" stands for.
Hannah Montana
"Miley, Lilly, and Oliver are off to college! what will happen?"
Is it too much to hope for "learning"?
"a story where two worlds collide only to have an illness threaten to tare it apart"
I always remember that "tare" was what it said on the scales in chem. lab when you zeroed them out.
"Shane lost his wife in the 9/11."
"The" 9/11?
"This is basically what I think will happen in the movie, according to what happens in the trailers, just with a few million changes"
So this is NOT what happens in the movie. Good to know.
"Parody of a classic 1940's murder mystery, with characters played by the cast of the show!"
This is an awesome concept, but I highly doubt it gets pulled off satisfactorily.
So Weird
"The cast has grown, loved, lossed, and now must face the road ahead."
They've "lossed" the ability to form correct past-tense verbs...
"This is a true story and is sad."
I clicked on this, and it actually WAS a true story - about some girl's dog. What this has to do with the TV show "So Weird" is beyond me.
"Fear spread through her veins like ice at the sound of silence."
WTF is the sound of silence?
"Carey is so pretty-oh-so-pretty for a boy."
And this summary is creepy-oh-so-creepy for a summary.
Suite Life of Zack and Cody
"Joe grows a crush on Maddie"
Where does he grow it? The garden?
"Zack feels everyone he loves left him alone so he decided to do a lot of crime"
A lot of crime. Not many crimes... but a lot of crime.
"WARNING: SPANKING OF A 5 YEAR OLD"
I'm frightened.
"However things goes from worst to horrible for some couples."
Generally speaking, worst to horrible would actually be getting better.
"the sail turns into hell"
What does the mast turn into?
"One virus and Zack's life is changed forever."
Damn you, herpes.