Seriously, who *is* watching the Watchmen?!

[lilac_pilgrim]

Because for some reason, I don't think it's Watchmen fans. I never did read the comics, but I found the movie really well done, and so I bravely went looking for fan fiction. ff.net didn't really come up with anything too sporkable, but I found a couple of websites which did. I wish I hadn't. Especially since aff.net is pretty much an unsafe place

Comments

[elandae]

Rorschach likes to watch other's intimacies.
No he doesn't.

LMAO The only thing this author managed to get right was the names. And really, that's not much of an achievement.

...If Rorschach was watching him all along, why did any of those events in the movie have to happen?

Because Adrian is so very beautiful apparently, that one can hardly be expected to pay attention to anything else, of course.

[savvy_sleek]

I have a feeling plenty of authors have already fucked up the names. Rorshack, Lorie, Night Owl, Mr. Manhattan, Ozamandeus, Mollock, though I'm not sure how someone could fuck up Dan, but know fandom, it has already happened. :/

[lilac_pilgrim]

RAWRshack =D

I'm sorry, that was just horrid. I'm gonna go boil my head in hot oil.

I made myself vomit a little.

[elandae]

Actually, though it wasn't in a fic, I have already seen a couple people calling him Mr. Manhattan. People who had just recently seen the movie. *headdesk*

[savvy_sleek]

My mother did that. :P

Needless to say I was not pleased.

[elandae]

It doesn't surprise me as much when mom's do that kind of thing cause it almost seems a mom-ish thing to do. But it does still seems strange to me cause it's really not that hard to remember Dr. instead of Mr.

[rose_cat]

Rorshack? Wasn't he on "Welcome Back Kotter"? *runs like hell*

[savvy_sleek]

I'm already wailing over the My Immortal-esque mary-sues.

"Rorshack looked into my depressed eyes and understood my pain immediately. A tear rolled down my cheek ruining my carefully applied eyeliner. As I blinked away the tears Rorshack continued to look deep into my eyes, they were probably gray colored with a hint of blue due to my sadness, that always happens when I'm sad."

Ugh. HOLY FUCK, I WAS ONLY TRYING TO MAKE A POINT AND I CREATED A MONSTER.

*OFFS SELF*

What's scary is that I almost want to continue it for the lulz.

[burger]

My Immortal-esque Mary-Sues, you say? I will admit straight away that I didn't read any of these actual fics, but the summaries themselves are gold enough. ESPECIALLY THE LAST ONE, I THINK MY HEART JUST SHATTERED INTO A THOUSAND PIECES.

Rorschach has been strayed away from women forever, thanks to his neglective mother. So once he saves a girl from a couple of wretched scum he is only reminded by his past demons.She wants no more then to save him. Rorschach/OC

Beauty And Her Beast: RorschachXOC Rae finds out she is not the only one with a bloody secret.

Melody is a girl no one respects until one day her mom introduses her to Laurie the daughter of Sally J. Laurie understands Melody and wants her to become a superhero like her Mother . Laurie introduces her to the Watchmen . Is Melody falling for Rorshach

[burger]

I was planning to compromise and just give you a number but shockingly I can't seem to find any on ff.net (I can however offer you a crack Comedian/Rorschach fic which is really just the Comedian bitching at Rorschach because he wants some salt to put on his beans, by the looks of it. And then I think Rorschach stabs him.)

[elandae]

I find it hard to imagine Rorschach being at all taken with anyone's beauty. lol

[burger]

Rorschach may not, I definitely do. Haha.

[drakyndra]

*joins the club*