Comments | badfic_quotes: I bring thee a Spork!

nights_fang in badfic_quotes

I bring thee a Spork!

Sep 29, 2008 19:27

Once again, I decided to surf The Pit for KHR fics. Alas, this had to burn my eyes. Sporking is in bold.

( KHR + Mary-Sueish OCs = Brainbreakage. )

katekyo hitman reborn!

Comments 14

lonetread September 29 2008, 14:31:53 UTC

Wow. That is first-person-POV taken to a whole new, horrible level.

Unfortunately, after the baby dinosaur pr0n, I'm out of brain bleach, too. I hope someone else has some left.

P.S.: I think they meant "board" as in "room and board".

nights_fang September 29 2008, 14:36:26 UTC

Yes I believe that the baby dinosaur pr0n was the death of all of us.

spartanwerewolf September 29 2008, 14:51:36 UTC

"The same color eyes, both of which I had gotten from my mom."

Really? Did she steal them from a dead person?

And shouldn't "irritatedly" be "irritably"?

"Though they say" Srsly, who is this omnipotent they? WHO?

nights_fang September 29 2008, 15:15:08 UTC

No, no dear, it's "irritatedly" for sure. You see this author is a sickret employee of Oxford. *headdesk*

spartanwerewolf September 29 2008, 15:40:36 UTC

We are clearly being tested... -_-' The pressure is, like, insurmountable, can you feel it?

sweety8587 September 29 2008, 16:13:00 UTC

>"But look here Maimi! It says he can teach you anything from manners to self defense, all for just food and board. Isn't that a great deal Maimi!"<

Sooooo, by that logic next time I come across a good deal I should just go for it regardless whether I need it or not? Excuse while I go headdesk.

>My name is Colonnello <
Sounds like Italian pasta to me....

nights_fang September 29 2008, 17:08:47 UTC

Well it is his given name. (And mostly he's too loved by the fans for any of us to even care. XD)

dame_batsie September 29 2008, 16:49:27 UTC

As far as I've seen, "kora" is roughly translated to "hey" so I have no problem with seeing that in fics for Colonnello. I'm a sucker for consistency, and I'd rather see English all the way through.

nights_fang September 29 2008, 17:10:44 UTC

Really, I never knew about the "kora" being translated into "hey" part. Well if that's the case, then I don't really mind it. But the fact that he must end every sentence with "hey" annoys me. He doesn't do that in canon, unless he's trying to state a point.

morriganscrow September 29 2008, 17:26:52 UTC

*uses hand trolley to wheel in 44 gallon drum of brain bleach Ultra*

Here you go, folks, help yourselves. I refused to read the dino porn, so I had this left in storage.

nights_fang September 29 2008, 19:36:13 UTC

*takes a few bottles* Ah thank you so much!