Badfic makes icon!Ahiru cry
I found Tutu badfic. It makes me very sad. I present: Animes Collide
Fic in bold
He saw him and Ahiru and several other people. Facing something that he could not see. The dream was too blurry. Then a voice unknown said from no where. This will happen.
Ignoring the random. Period use, the voice that doesn't. Exist will happen?
A strange voice told Ahiru, "If that is what you wish, your wish is... (denied!) granted!" In a burst of light, Ahiru became a girl again! She looked at the pond to see her human face, she ran to her school and put on her uniform.
Wait... she ran all the way to school completely naked? Isn't that slightly illegal?
"I had this awful nightmare! You and I were in it, battling a huge band of things!! It was horrible! But we weren’t alone, there were other there.
Battle of the Bands! ....Fakir and the Tutus... *cracks up*
"Fakir, did you a say an unknown voice told you that right?" Ahiru asked. Fakir answered, "Yeah. Why?" Ahiru was shocked. She felt a cold tingle rush down her spine. "Y-y-you s-see a-a s-s-stranger t-told m-me th-th-that I could b-become a-a g-girl a-gain! Dont worry about it Fakir! I'm sure that whatever it is, hopefully it will pass over!"
Oh no! T-t-the u-u-u-unknown v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-oice! Who were you expecting, Drosselmeyer? (That would be soooo predicable. I mean, c'mon. Badfic doesn't need canon.)
The two strange figures, burst into a flash of light (ouch?) and appeared to be regular people. Fakir and Ahiru's eyes widened. "OK! First things first, Konichiwa I'm Nesiku, and this is my dear cousin, Rensika" "Nice to finale meet you two!" Rensika replied.
Random fanbrat Japanese alert! And as far as the finale thing goes... no comment.
"Can one of you explain to how I'm able to become a girl again?" Ahiru asked. "Whoop. That should be me! You see I went to visit the prince in the story, the best part about us is the fact is we can jump though diffrent dementions!
What's a demention? Is that a new kind of sprinkler? (And, need I say it? Mary-sue alert!)
Rensika and I decided for you to have diffrent attack move that cooperate with ballet, so this will be easy for you. The words will come automaticly to you if you don't know how to fight a tutu."
ATTACK OF THE KILLER TUTUS! Quick, everyone, get your tap shoes! It's our only hope!
Nesiku and Rensika spoke together, “All will be answered soon”, then they completely left.
And there was much rejoicing.
I'm just going to post the first line of the second chapter:
“Pika pii?!” said the yellow rat.
......*dies*
Fic in bold
He saw him and Ahiru and several other people. Facing something that he could not see. The dream was too blurry. Then a voice unknown said from no where. This will happen.
Ignoring the random. Period use, the voice that doesn't. Exist will happen?
A strange voice told Ahiru, "If that is what you wish, your wish is... (denied!) granted!" In a burst of light, Ahiru became a girl again! She looked at the pond to see her human face, she ran to her school and put on her uniform.
Wait... she ran all the way to school completely naked? Isn't that slightly illegal?
"I had this awful nightmare! You and I were in it, battling a huge band of things!! It was horrible! But we weren’t alone, there were other there.
Battle of the Bands! ....Fakir and the Tutus... *cracks up*
"Fakir, did you a say an unknown voice told you that right?" Ahiru asked. Fakir answered, "Yeah. Why?" Ahiru was shocked. She felt a cold tingle rush down her spine. "Y-y-you s-see a-a s-s-stranger t-told m-me th-th-that I could b-become a-a g-girl a-gain! Dont worry about it Fakir! I'm sure that whatever it is, hopefully it will pass over!"
Oh no! T-t-the u-u-u-unknown v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-oice! Who were you expecting, Drosselmeyer? (That would be soooo predicable. I mean, c'mon. Badfic doesn't need canon.)
The two strange figures, burst into a flash of light (ouch?) and appeared to be regular people. Fakir and Ahiru's eyes widened. "OK! First things first, Konichiwa I'm Nesiku, and this is my dear cousin, Rensika" "Nice to finale meet you two!" Rensika replied.
Random fanbrat Japanese alert! And as far as the finale thing goes... no comment.
"Can one of you explain to how I'm able to become a girl again?" Ahiru asked. "Whoop. That should be me! You see I went to visit the prince in the story, the best part about us is the fact is we can jump though diffrent dementions!
What's a demention? Is that a new kind of sprinkler? (And, need I say it? Mary-sue alert!)
Rensika and I decided for you to have diffrent attack move that cooperate with ballet, so this will be easy for you. The words will come automaticly to you if you don't know how to fight a tutu."
ATTACK OF THE KILLER TUTUS! Quick, everyone, get your tap shoes! It's our only hope!
Nesiku and Rensika spoke together, “All will be answered soon”, then they completely left.
And there was much rejoicing.
I'm just going to post the first line of the second chapter:
“Pika pii?!” said the yellow rat.
......*dies*