When body parts fling colors around...
I know Invader Zim fanfics are usually bad news, but... I must be masochistic or something, so here we go!
Today I bring you bits from this gem:
Just Pretend There's A Womb
Our favorite hero, Dib, has finaly made it to hi skool. But when an elusive alien race abducts him and impregnants him, his hopes of a semi-normal skool experience are shattered. And what's a bloody wall? Warning: impreg, but through no homosexual actions
What's a bloody wall? Well you see, there's usually four of them put together, and sometimes there's even a ceiling....
"A pair of coffee toned eyes glared from behind framed glass, and a palm reached out cautiously, fingers grasping a metal pipe interwoven within the mess of cords."
So... a bunch of body parts did... stuff. We're off to a good start!
Anyway, Dib and Zim start brawling, which led to some odd happenings...
"Purple, blue, and dark green became the new fashion as fists met flesh and knees met stomach."
I didn't know Dib and Zim were trend-setters! And how nice of them to introduce their body parts like that.
"Even red was flecked about as a set of razor teeth bit down on a pale hand that attempted to squash the green face into the floor."
Hey, bad body parts! Flinging colors around, you bad body parts, you... EVIL body parts! I know your dad!
"Dib tussled his hair, lacing his fingers into his fringe and shoving them into the rest of the raven mess."
Eeew. Bird messes are the last thing I want to shove my fingers into.
"Bleeping delight soothed him as he serenely searched the heavens through the lens of a cylinder, smirking as he roamed across beautiful space sceneries."
Haha, sorry... you lost me at "bleeping delight". XD
"“I dunno, looks like he gained a bit of flap here.” The tall one said, poking at his belly."
Hey look, Red Bull really DOES give you wings! ...Um, on your belly.
Some beatings and a self-insert character later...
“I stare at them, stare and stare. But even so, I’m without care. Is it sin? Or do I win? I have something they don’t? Or is it something they won’t?"
Oh dear lord.
"“I want to tell him he’s caged. My friend, he’ll burn in my rage - my hatred towards those who jeer, my scowls towards the girls who cheer. I’m an ugly beast, gnarled and withered. He’s young and innocent, and should not follow hither. His path is broad, mine narrow. I’m a root and he’s a sparrow.”"
Stop, STOP! Oh gawd, please! I can't take it any- ...oh, it's over. Whew!
"Dib stared into the pitch sky. His heart humped wildly."
...*SNRK*
"There were no stars, no moon, only a thick layer of clouds, sweet Luna struggling to filter light through them."
Who is this Luna, and why is she trying to stuff light through clouds?
"Dib’s eyes snapped wide, as he felt a hot liquid steaming on his back. Red dripped down his sides."
Hey, what's Tallest Red doing here, and why is he liquified?!
Well, I'm gonna cut this short before it gets way too long. Gosh, that was fun! Excuse me while I go preform the pencil trick on both of my eyes now...
Today I bring you bits from this gem:
Just Pretend There's A Womb
Our favorite hero, Dib, has finaly made it to hi skool. But when an elusive alien race abducts him and impregnants him, his hopes of a semi-normal skool experience are shattered. And what's a bloody wall? Warning: impreg, but through no homosexual actions
What's a bloody wall? Well you see, there's usually four of them put together, and sometimes there's even a ceiling....
"A pair of coffee toned eyes glared from behind framed glass, and a palm reached out cautiously, fingers grasping a metal pipe interwoven within the mess of cords."
So... a bunch of body parts did... stuff. We're off to a good start!
Anyway, Dib and Zim start brawling, which led to some odd happenings...
"Purple, blue, and dark green became the new fashion as fists met flesh and knees met stomach."
I didn't know Dib and Zim were trend-setters! And how nice of them to introduce their body parts like that.
"Even red was flecked about as a set of razor teeth bit down on a pale hand that attempted to squash the green face into the floor."
Hey, bad body parts! Flinging colors around, you bad body parts, you... EVIL body parts! I know your dad!
"Dib tussled his hair, lacing his fingers into his fringe and shoving them into the rest of the raven mess."
Eeew. Bird messes are the last thing I want to shove my fingers into.
"Bleeping delight soothed him as he serenely searched the heavens through the lens of a cylinder, smirking as he roamed across beautiful space sceneries."
Haha, sorry... you lost me at "bleeping delight". XD
"“I dunno, looks like he gained a bit of flap here.” The tall one said, poking at his belly."
Hey look, Red Bull really DOES give you wings! ...Um, on your belly.
Some beatings and a self-insert character later...
“I stare at them, stare and stare. But even so, I’m without care. Is it sin? Or do I win? I have something they don’t? Or is it something they won’t?"
Oh dear lord.
"“I want to tell him he’s caged. My friend, he’ll burn in my rage - my hatred towards those who jeer, my scowls towards the girls who cheer. I’m an ugly beast, gnarled and withered. He’s young and innocent, and should not follow hither. His path is broad, mine narrow. I’m a root and he’s a sparrow.”"
Stop, STOP! Oh gawd, please! I can't take it any- ...oh, it's over. Whew!
"Dib stared into the pitch sky. His heart humped wildly."
...*SNRK*
"There were no stars, no moon, only a thick layer of clouds, sweet Luna struggling to filter light through them."
Who is this Luna, and why is she trying to stuff light through clouds?
"Dib’s eyes snapped wide, as he felt a hot liquid steaming on his back. Red dripped down his sides."
Hey, what's Tallest Red doing here, and why is he liquified?!
Well, I'm gonna cut this short before it gets way too long. Gosh, that was fun! Excuse me while I go preform the pencil trick on both of my eyes now...