Omg, they killed South Park!

[ze_zana]

This is not South Park. There is no wit, no satire, and certainly not enough cussing! What does that leave us with? Gay jew child love. It might have worked, had it not been for the sap, angst, OoC-ness, song lyrics, and general fail.

His name is Stan, he is all that I am… all that I live for.

-gag-

I sat in class boredly as I was barely listening Mr. Garrison’s his lesson,

I read this fic uninterestedly as it was made of mind-blowing fail...

I slow down a bit as we walk so I could get a good view of Stan’s ass

His fine, tiny, construction paper ass.

And with a passion I had no idea why Stan dated her, she was so annoying and braty and….. I sighed at my thoughts, I just really hated her, ok?

Okay. But why are you suddenly talking to me, badfic!Kyle?

She was probably manically laughing at me mentally

We all are. (Mentally.)

I try to ignore this feeling I get when I’m around Stan, but…I can’t, he has a girlfriend

And it’s not me…

That's probably because you're not a girl.

my dreams being the sweetest thing all day, but reality brought a single tear that fell as I let my dream be my reality

Honestly now, who cries a single tear? What is it, like, "Okay, I cried my tear, I'm all done now. Felt good to just let it all out!"

I’m in love with my super best friend

Never fall in love with your super best friend! Your regular best friend, fine, go for it, but never your super best friend, dammit!