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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4390408/1/Step_by_Step I weep for the human race... *weep* (Sporking in Bold)
So here's what happened so far... L and Light are BFFs!!!!!! And they are sent to another school because the mayor hates them >|
“Thank you L, anyways, she said to send you guys to Japan.” He said calming down. I saw that his badge had a name. It said Swan.
“What!?” Light shrieked. “Are you fucking insane?”
“No, the mayor is sick of your little ways of ‘justice’. That’s why there is a police force kid. Now, you will be going to Blue Lotus Private School. It’s a nice school with good kids. It's out in the old country of China so there wount be much out there to drive you both insane. You guys will have an apartment, but you will be able to go to it in summer. The city has paid for you rates until you graduate and your apartment is bought so there is no rent. We will send you money so don’t worry.” officer Swan said like he was hiding something.
Wait... They're going to a school in Japan... but it's in China... wut?
“Hey wanna go out some time? Light, I mean; you’re too weird L.” a red headed one said. I looked at her in disgust.
“Hell no, I don’t do business with whores.” I said putting my iPod back on. L looked at me in surprise. They stood there in amazement; I guess they were never rejected.
“Um, excuse me? Nobody has ever rejected one of us! We are the most popular girls in the grade!” one of them said sounding pissed. I really didn’t care, it would be different if they were pretty and had real clothes on.
Well then Light, never go to a whorehouse. You will have to do a lot more that business with the whores! [/end lame joke] and she has fake clothes on? Hate to see what those are like... And someone needs to call the Department of Redundancy Department.
I don't want to spork anymore of this... My brain just might implode if I do.