Why am I in a closet?
I seem to only find the fics written by people who have NEVER seen the shows they are writing for. This one is AU in a way that will spin your head around.
the closet which makes an appearance, but is quickly completely forgotten. Just like canon.
Summary: The doctor in roman times and who's the new compaion? How does Jack know the 8th Doctor? Has charcters from roman mystrys books. Please R&R.
Time to clean out under that keyboard.
It was a normal day and it was a quite night
This opening line is SO for the win.
The doctor was thinking to himself why oh why did I become in a closet I landed in London”.
Mom, the Doctor won’t come out of the closet!
“Yes said rose i love chips that is what i spend my life doing”.
o_O That’s one of the most disturbing kinks I have ever heard. Ever.
the doctor replied “nar i don’ t think
Nar! I be teh Dread Pirate Doctor!
The doctor and rose went to Rome ad (after deaf).
LOL Really now?
Jonathan called Flavia and said to her “there is a strange man” but the doctor could not understand him. The doctor said to rose “what the heck are they saying”? “I don’t no ask them if you are that concerned”. Then the doctor remembered the Tardis and talked to the tardis the Tardis translated for the doctor and said “they are saying there is a strange man and they don’t know who it is”. “Thanks TARDIS the doctor said in a really strange voice”. “Now TARDIS can you talk Latin”? The TARDIS said back “affmeitive master” as a big joke “but I can really speak Latin”. “Right can you speak to these people and tell them I am the doctor and that I am the only time lord left tell them they will not know what that means but I will see them in the future”. The TARDIS started to talk to Flavia and Jonathan they said “Oh but can you explain that to our other friends please”? “And who might they be then” the doctor said just relising he could speak without the TARDIS.
*HEADDESK* Okay:
1. It seems like they had cell phones in Rome after deaf.
2. The Doctor, after traveling in the TARDIS for like, 700 YEARS forgot about the telepathy/translation thing.
3. The Doctor has become not only very out of character, but also very stupid.
“Right but last time I saw you, you was with Grace but then again I did see you 2 years ago when you was the 8th doctor”.
Apparently, Jack is now from Brooklyn.
“Ooooooooooooooo now look who is in the strop” said jack.
I am reminded of the Solas song "Who's in the What Now?"
The TARDIS said “BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP”.
. . . Nooo comment.
the closet which makes an appearance, but is quickly completely forgotten. Just like canon.
Summary: The doctor in roman times and who's the new compaion? How does Jack know the 8th Doctor? Has charcters from roman mystrys books. Please R&R.
Time to clean out under that keyboard.
It was a normal day and it was a quite night
This opening line is SO for the win.
The doctor was thinking to himself why oh why did I become in a closet I landed in London”.
Mom, the Doctor won’t come out of the closet!
“Yes said rose i love chips that is what i spend my life doing”.
o_O That’s one of the most disturbing kinks I have ever heard. Ever.
the doctor replied “nar i don’ t think
Nar! I be teh Dread Pirate Doctor!
The doctor and rose went to Rome ad (after deaf).
LOL Really now?
Jonathan called Flavia and said to her “there is a strange man” but the doctor could not understand him. The doctor said to rose “what the heck are they saying”? “I don’t no ask them if you are that concerned”. Then the doctor remembered the Tardis and talked to the tardis the Tardis translated for the doctor and said “they are saying there is a strange man and they don’t know who it is”. “Thanks TARDIS the doctor said in a really strange voice”. “Now TARDIS can you talk Latin”? The TARDIS said back “affmeitive master” as a big joke “but I can really speak Latin”. “Right can you speak to these people and tell them I am the doctor and that I am the only time lord left tell them they will not know what that means but I will see them in the future”. The TARDIS started to talk to Flavia and Jonathan they said “Oh but can you explain that to our other friends please”? “And who might they be then” the doctor said just relising he could speak without the TARDIS.
*HEADDESK* Okay:
1. It seems like they had cell phones in Rome after deaf.
2. The Doctor, after traveling in the TARDIS for like, 700 YEARS forgot about the telepathy/translation thing.
3. The Doctor has become not only very out of character, but also very stupid.
“Right but last time I saw you, you was with Grace but then again I did see you 2 years ago when you was the 8th doctor”.
Apparently, Jack is now from Brooklyn.
“Ooooooooooooooo now look who is in the strop” said jack.
I am reminded of the Solas song "Who's in the What Now?"
The TARDIS said “BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP”.
. . . Nooo comment.