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How I Operate

May 07, 2012 21:35

1. Go to see The Avengers.
2. Decide to adopt Mark Ruffalo's Bruce Banner, because the man needs some love.
3. Ignoring the little voice in your head, check out the Avengers section on FF.net.
4. Find the expected Hulk/Sue.
5. Die laughing because of the following sentence.

The list said that the jet was going to take off in an hour- so I had to shag ( Read more... )

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canadian_kazz May 8 2012, 05:06:01 UTC

"shag some ass" is my new favourite saying for today. XD

And yes, Ruffalo did an amazing job and I like Bruce banner 100x more than I used to.

masteroftrouble May 8 2012, 05:10:02 UTC

Ruffalo for Hulk 2012 <--who I'm voting for this election season.

Oh wait, we're supposed to vote on leaders right? Damn.

Ruffalo's Bruce for President 2012! No country is stupid enough to mess with the Hulk!

hermione_vader May 8 2012, 12:30:11 UTC

Ruffalo for Hulk 2012 <--who I'm voting for this election season.

Right there with you. My other top pick is Kermit the Frog. What is it about the color green?

randombattlecry May 8 2012, 15:20:57 UTC

Green party! I see Bruce Banner as more a VP, actually, so maybe he and Kermit could run together.

kittenmommy May 8 2012, 09:57:07 UTC

Those quotes are things of beauty. LOL!

pathology_doc May 8 2012, 12:30:18 UTC

The list said that the jet was going to take off in an hour- so I had to shag some ass.

Other people read novels or go to the airport coffee shop to pass the time before their flight. "Hi, I'll have a large decaf mocha with soy milk, thanks; and while I'm at it, can I stick my cock in your arse?"

hermione_vader May 8 2012, 12:31:47 UTC

I was surprised I ending up caring about the Hulk at all, let alone loving him. So yeah, all the internets to Ruffalo.

LOLing at the quotes and your icon. Now I have to wonder what the cliche Hulk/Mary Sue scenario will be---there is always at least one.

randombattlecry May 8 2012, 15:20:07 UTC

So far the couple of Sues I've found have both had the amazing ability to keep him calm, or at least calm him down after he hulks out. (One also was an 18-year-old with purple hair, but that's more a generic Sue trait, less Hulk-specific.)

masteroftrouble May 8 2012, 17:37:04 UTC

Yes, because if a master spy who can manipulate the crap out of Loki can't calm him, your Mary Sue version of yourself obviously can.

wtf is wrong with these people?