How I Operate
1. Go to see The Avengers.
2. Decide to adopt Mark Ruffalo's Bruce Banner, because the man needs some love.
3. Ignoring the little voice in your head, check out the Avengers section on FF.net.
4. Find the expected Hulk/Sue.
5. Die laughing because of the following sentence.
The list said that the jet was going to take off in an hour- so I had to shag some ass.
(This is not at all the extent of sporkability in the fics I've found, but my head did actually explode after I read that, so it may take me a while to get to the rest of it.)
ETA this summary, because I couldn't not.
Her name meant gust of wind, and thats exacty what she was.
Her name is "Beans-The-Night-Before," right? Am I right? I'm right, aren't I?
(Can we have an Avengers tag?)
2. Decide to adopt Mark Ruffalo's Bruce Banner, because the man needs some love.
3. Ignoring the little voice in your head, check out the Avengers section on FF.net.
4. Find the expected Hulk/Sue.
5. Die laughing because of the following sentence.
The list said that the jet was going to take off in an hour- so I had to shag some ass.
(This is not at all the extent of sporkability in the fics I've found, but my head did actually explode after I read that, so it may take me a while to get to the rest of it.)
ETA this summary, because I couldn't not.
Her name meant gust of wind, and thats exacty what she was.
Her name is "Beans-The-Night-Before," right? Am I right? I'm right, aren't I?
(Can we have an Avengers tag?)