I actually wouldn't put it past him...

[hanazuke]

I was reading an otherwise decent (and nicely kinky) Torchwood fic, when I came across this lulzy typo

He began to message Jack’s ass, worshiping it like it deserved

I am now imagining Captain Jack having a separate phone line specifically for his ass, so all the texts it receives don't clog up his inbox >.>

Comments

[rebecca2525]

OMG, WHERE IS THE NUMBER SO THAT I CAN WORSHIP JACK'S ASS TOO!?

lol.

[hanazuke]

If that number actually existed I might find myself in a bit of trouble with my phone bill since I don't have unlimited texting >.>

[10_rose]

I would never get anything done ever. I'd be too busy texting his ass from the computer.

[ran_mouri82]

*imagines a modem dial sound whenever this happens*

[hanazuke]

...I may not be able to read Torchwood smut without imagining this now (and the painful agony of the 24k modem from my jr high years)

XD

[cuddyclothes]

What in God's name happens if he farts?

[miranda882]

The connection gets static? =P

[iceshade]

That's a crank call

[arrantpedantry]

"Hello, you have reached Jack's ass! To apply for a Buggering Permit, press 1. For questions and visitor information, press 2. To speak to Jack's ass, please stay on the line."

[hanazuke]

For some reason, visitor information reminds me of a fairly horrifying fic Topless Robot sporked that involved Optimus Prime having a gallery of his former lovers in his anus...
(no, don't ask why, I'm just fairly mad)

[plaid_slytherin]

I'm glad I'm not the only one!

[shane_mayhem]

*presses 1 incessantly*

[debris_k]

@JacksAss I bow down before you, most gorgeous rear end!

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#torchwood WTF?!

[hanazuke]

XD
That, my friend, is amazing (how come I was to read the message logs from Jack's ass-phone now? >.>)

(my Prince George icon says hi to yours =D)

[debris_k]

I'm sure those ass-logs (for short) would be a thing to behold. ;-)

(Hee! Hai George!)