Yeah, you might not want to be eating while you read this one.
(Icon very, very related. Unfortunately. Also, if this one is breaking any rules, please tell me.)
Folks, I bring to those of you with strong stomachs this untitled attempt at Homestuck guro porn. (Note that it's on a chan, so the link might break later on. Not sure what to do about that, since it's not hosted elsewhere--advice?)
Because I love you all so much (I've posted here before under a different username--remember bitchyfaic? that was me!), I'm going to try to spork this piece of...erm..."erotica". My sporking is in bold. Also note that this does contain underage sex.
The fic begins with Kanaya musing over what is apparently some sort of weird troll mating season or something--I can't really tell, but apparently it happens annually and the males attempt to rape and/or kill the females. Off to a lovely start, aren't we?
Suddenly, she heard not a quick, or a strong, but a calm, light knock at the door. "They always do this." she thought silently. "Kanaya? It's me, Vriska. Please let me in." A voice said behind the door, trying its best to sound effeminate. Kanaya tried her best to be silent, letting out her disgust in her thoughts. "They always think that I'm dumb enough to mistake them for another girl, using a pseudo-female voice. And then..." her thoughts were cut short by a strong banging from the outside.
I realize that Kanaya had a crush on Vriska, but she seemed rather wary of her in the Veil. And this fic does seem to take place there, so...that's one fail right there. Also, Vriska would never talk like that, and you would think the trolls would all know that by now.
After a brief moment, she heard silence, and she prayed to a nonexistent god that it would be over. Her prayers were unheard.
Almost immediately after the whispering stopped, Kanaya heard two mechanical legs charge towards the lab, and then two large, sharp horns busted through the door which kept her safe. "Oh gog..." Kanaya said, unable to maintain her composure. She shakily held her chainsaw at the ready, prepared to fight the hungry males about to make their way inside of the stronghold. The door busted in, thanks to Tavros, and the males slowly filed inside, one at a time. Kanaya, upon seeing these beasts among her, tried to hold the chainsaw higher, but with fear getting to her, the strength it required to hold the chainsaw up made her promptly wet herself. The near transparent green liquid traveled down her legs and into her shoes.
YMMV, but I'm pretty sure Kanaya is among the least likely trolls to wet herself in fear. I do have to give bonus points to the author for making her pee the same color as her blood, that was a nice touch. It'd probably be canon if Homestuck were some sort of weird fetish story. Which it isn't.
Equius, one of the more well-built males, stepped forward, and promptly hit Kanaya with a swift uppercut, causing her to fall to the ground.
Wouldn't that kill her? He IS a guy who beats the crap out of ultra-sturdy killbots on a regular basis and bruises his lusus with a gentle pat, after all. Oh wait, I forgot that this author has apparently never read Homestuck. If they did, they sure didn't pay much attention. Like, at all.
"No..." She whispered under her breath. "Equius do--" she was interrupted by a swift punch to the stomach, which also caused her to vomit a bit in her mouth.
Equius backed off, only to be replaced by Karkat, who sat on her chest, much to Kanaya's dismay. Karkat shoved his cock in hard, while kanaya was still recovering. When Kanaya realized what was happening, she swiftly bit down, causing Karkat to pull out. "YOU HUGE BITCH," he said, before quickly taking out his sickle and shoving it into her mouth. "MAYBE THIS'LL TEACH YOU TO SUCK." The pain Kanaya felt was already unbearable, but the blade swishing in her mouth only amplified it. The pain nearly caused her to pass out, but Sollux didn't let that happen. She couldn't stand another minute of this pain. There was only one way to end it.
After the sickle was released from her mouth, she had a slashed-out cheek and couldn't feel her gums. When Karkat put his half-crimson cock at the ready, Kanaya willfully complied and opened her mouth. Karkat shoved it in once more, making Kanaya realize how many nerves she had lost from having that sickle in her mouth. Karkat increased his speed gradually, which increased Kanaya's pain. Then, when Karkat reached his maximum potential, he not only fucked her mouth, but slipped his cock and fucked Kanaya's missing cheek as well.
Someone pointed out that if Kanaya had vomit in her mouth, that would cause any guy forcing her to perform oral sex on them to get acid on his penis. Unless troll vomit is somehow wildly different from human vomit, which, you know, is pretty fucking doubtful.
Also, I was too distracted by the cheekfucking to notice this at first, but Karkat magically turns into Sollux at one point, apparently.
There was enough outrage over pretty much every aspect of this story (yes, even on a chan) that the author left pretty quickly, so mercifully, that's pretty much it.
I honestly can't decide whether I'm more offended by the sheer grossness of the story or the complete and utter character breakage.
Mods, may I have a Homestuck tag? Pretty please with sugar on top?
Folks, I bring to those of you with strong stomachs this untitled attempt at Homestuck guro porn. (Note that it's on a chan, so the link might break later on. Not sure what to do about that, since it's not hosted elsewhere--advice?)
Because I love you all so much (I've posted here before under a different username--remember bitchyfaic? that was me!), I'm going to try to spork this piece of...erm..."erotica". My sporking is in bold. Also note that this does contain underage sex.
The fic begins with Kanaya musing over what is apparently some sort of weird troll mating season or something--I can't really tell, but apparently it happens annually and the males attempt to rape and/or kill the females. Off to a lovely start, aren't we?
Suddenly, she heard not a quick, or a strong, but a calm, light knock at the door. "They always do this." she thought silently. "Kanaya? It's me, Vriska. Please let me in." A voice said behind the door, trying its best to sound effeminate. Kanaya tried her best to be silent, letting out her disgust in her thoughts. "They always think that I'm dumb enough to mistake them for another girl, using a pseudo-female voice. And then..." her thoughts were cut short by a strong banging from the outside.
I realize that Kanaya had a crush on Vriska, but she seemed rather wary of her in the Veil. And this fic does seem to take place there, so...that's one fail right there. Also, Vriska would never talk like that, and you would think the trolls would all know that by now.
After a brief moment, she heard silence, and she prayed to a nonexistent god that it would be over. Her prayers were unheard.
Almost immediately after the whispering stopped, Kanaya heard two mechanical legs charge towards the lab, and then two large, sharp horns busted through the door which kept her safe. "Oh gog..." Kanaya said, unable to maintain her composure. She shakily held her chainsaw at the ready, prepared to fight the hungry males about to make their way inside of the stronghold. The door busted in, thanks to Tavros, and the males slowly filed inside, one at a time. Kanaya, upon seeing these beasts among her, tried to hold the chainsaw higher, but with fear getting to her, the strength it required to hold the chainsaw up made her promptly wet herself. The near transparent green liquid traveled down her legs and into her shoes.
YMMV, but I'm pretty sure Kanaya is among the least likely trolls to wet herself in fear. I do have to give bonus points to the author for making her pee the same color as her blood, that was a nice touch. It'd probably be canon if Homestuck were some sort of weird fetish story. Which it isn't.
Equius, one of the more well-built males, stepped forward, and promptly hit Kanaya with a swift uppercut, causing her to fall to the ground.
Wouldn't that kill her? He IS a guy who beats the crap out of ultra-sturdy killbots on a regular basis and bruises his lusus with a gentle pat, after all. Oh wait, I forgot that this author has apparently never read Homestuck. If they did, they sure didn't pay much attention. Like, at all.
"No..." She whispered under her breath. "Equius do--" she was interrupted by a swift punch to the stomach, which also caused her to vomit a bit in her mouth.
Equius backed off, only to be replaced by Karkat, who sat on her chest, much to Kanaya's dismay. Karkat shoved his cock in hard, while kanaya was still recovering. When Kanaya realized what was happening, she swiftly bit down, causing Karkat to pull out. "YOU HUGE BITCH," he said, before quickly taking out his sickle and shoving it into her mouth. "MAYBE THIS'LL TEACH YOU TO SUCK." The pain Kanaya felt was already unbearable, but the blade swishing in her mouth only amplified it. The pain nearly caused her to pass out, but Sollux didn't let that happen. She couldn't stand another minute of this pain. There was only one way to end it.
After the sickle was released from her mouth, she had a slashed-out cheek and couldn't feel her gums. When Karkat put his half-crimson cock at the ready, Kanaya willfully complied and opened her mouth. Karkat shoved it in once more, making Kanaya realize how many nerves she had lost from having that sickle in her mouth. Karkat increased his speed gradually, which increased Kanaya's pain. Then, when Karkat reached his maximum potential, he not only fucked her mouth, but slipped his cock and fucked Kanaya's missing cheek as well.
Someone pointed out that if Kanaya had vomit in her mouth, that would cause any guy forcing her to perform oral sex on them to get acid on his penis. Unless troll vomit is somehow wildly different from human vomit, which, you know, is pretty fucking doubtful.
Also, I was too distracted by the cheekfucking to notice this at first, but Karkat magically turns into Sollux at one point, apparently.
There was enough outrage over pretty much every aspect of this story (yes, even on a chan) that the author left pretty quickly, so mercifully, that's pretty much it.
I honestly can't decide whether I'm more offended by the sheer grossness of the story or the complete and utter character breakage.
Mods, may I have a Homestuck tag? Pretty please with sugar on top?